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Location: NJ | The Olson Twins are now 18!
. . . . . that is all . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
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Location: SoCal | Why does it not surprise me that it's Cliff posting this? |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Cliff, There's not really two girls. It's just ONE and her name is Marykateandashley. They're going to NYU in the fall. |
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Location: SoCal | Dave:
Doesn't your son go there? |
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Location: NJ | . . . it's all part of the WitkoMasterPlan . . |
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Location: SoCal | Brilliant. Witko's son marries both the twins and moves to Utah. Gets rich as a side benefit. Dave comes into major cash, quites work and buys and restores Ovations full time, giving away expensive and wonderful guitars to his friends on the board.
Just brilliant. |
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Location: NJ | You forgot to mention the part about the hidden video cameras, but it's probably better that you did. |
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Location: SoCal | I didn't mention it becasue I want guitars and video, not necessarily in that order. Don't want to scare the brides away. Of course, they may have a level of sophistication that I'm not aware of.... |
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Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | Now I know why I like this board so much. In most groups, I'm among the sickest of the bunch, but here I fit right in. :D |
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Location: NJ | ". . . they may have a level of sophistication . . ."
. . . m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m, doubt it. |
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | Marriage?? Talk about marrying into money..and of course other fringe benifits.
make sure and tell them not to sign a pre-nup. :D |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Yeah, my son goes to NYU. But according to him "Juiors don't socialize with Freshman". I suspect he'd make an exception for MK&A.
Now here is where it gets really sick. My daughter of 17 will also enter NYU this fall as a freshman. She has a plot to try and get MK&A as room mates. Then she'll take secret videos of them to sell on the internet and make lots of money. Isn't that a great idea? My only hope is that she makes enough to pay back Daddy for her tuition (so I can buy more guitars). |
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | Dave,
Now you're talking!! :D
Any Plan that can help you buy more Ovations couldn't be half Bad! :D |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Cliff,
Is there still time to change the Republican National Convention location to NYU? :rolleyes: :p
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Location: NJ | . . . don't even get me started on that . . . . . . . |
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Location: Converse, Texas | The Texas Republican Convention a couple weekends ago in San Antonio was EXCELLENT! Cliff, I looked for you, but didn't see ya there... Did I miss ya? :confused: |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Cliff,
Just imagine the key note speach in Washington Square Park with Boom boxes blasting and girls in daisy dukes on rollerblades :D :p :cool:
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Location: NJ | I'd rather it was held in the middle of a trailer park in Bumblefuck, Texas at the height of Tornado Season . . . . . . . |
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | So Cliff,
Tell us how you really feel... :D |
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Location: Converse, Texas | Cliff: Would you like some GEN-U-WINE John Kerry flip flops? |
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Location: NJ | . . . not going there . . . . |
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Location: SoCal | Hard to imagine getting to John Kerry from the Olson twins. |
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Location: Central Oregon | Hizz- Here's one for ya from another songwriter. Not as musically gifted as John Lennon, but he lives in the real world --
Well I was born & raised way out west,
And there's something I like about livin' there best.
Not the mountains, not the valleys,
Not the hats, not the boots.
Just give me plenty of guns, and somethin' to shoot.
Kip Attaway [Hazardous Material I or II]
What a guy!
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Location: Converse, Texas | Love it Nils! :D |
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