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Location: NJ | Just thought you may like this one. It is not meant to offend anyone but just meant to lighten up the day!!!
>Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh....
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>There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
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>1. He called everyone "brother".
>2. He liked Gospel.
>3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
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>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
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>1. He went into His Fathers business.
>2. He lived at home until he was 33.
>3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was
>God.
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>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
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>1. He talked with his hands.
>2. He had wine with every meal.
>3. He used olive oil.
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>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
>Californian:
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>1. He never cut his hair.
>2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
>3. He started a new religion.
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>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
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>1. He never got married.
>2. He was always telling stories.
>3. He loved green pastures.
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>But the most compelling evidence of all---3 proofs that Jesus was a
>woman:
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>1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
>2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
>didn't
> get it.
>3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more
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Location: Back in the Valley of the Sun Mesa Az. | lol Al!
3 Good arguments he was an Ovation Fan as well!
#1. He set a new path to follow, apart from the "traditionalists"(dare I say the phaTaylkorsee's,and SaMartinucies).
#2. He knew (and I paraphrase) If these (bad)things happen when the wood is green, what will be when it is dry? Thus, indorsing the use of Graphite and Resin ;)
#3. He was condenmed by those whom were seeking something higher, but didn't grasp it while it dwelt within their midst.
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | **IN THE BEGINNING...GOD created the HEAVENS...and
the EARTHS........and the MOB!!!!! :p **
In fact I think he always kept one close at hand - I beleive I've heard that everywhere he went there was always a MOB.............. :confused:
Then again I could be wrong!!!
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Location: 6 String Ranch | As the wise old Italians say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Great Stuff!!
Now we have raised the specter of WHAT GUITAR WOULD JESUS PLAY?
I believe HE would get as good a laugh from this thread as we do as he was his father's gift to us seekers. |
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Location: NJ | I always had Jesus pegged as a bass-player. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Bass? how about lead singer?
Playing that tamborine, passing it around. Where do you think it came from? |
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Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | Nah...probably a luthier...as I recall He was a carpenter.
If he was into guitar, we'd have a "real" Guitar Bible or something.
"Clapton Is God" would never have happened. |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Is it possible that we love wood so much because he WAS a carpenter, and the sound of wood is every guitar players love. He died on a wooden cross and we won't deny that.
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | AMEN,Brother!
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