USPS Slam Dunk
JeffreyD
Posted 2006-09-05 1:37 PM (#241579)
Subject: USPS Slam Dunk


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Sold and shipped my W597 back to Illinois using the USPO. It arrived with the top lifted from the body slightly in the back. Fortunately insured, but hoping insurance process is not to onerous.

Already talked with John B at Ovation and he indicates a low of $150 to a high of $550 if the top has to be replaced.

****sigh**** It was such a sweet playing guitar too.

Left it up to the buyer whether he wanted to keep it and pursue repairs, or whether I will buy it back. Of course USPO may keep it and just cut a check...don't know how that works. Anyone have any experience with them?
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seesquare
Posted 2006-09-05 1:48 PM (#241580 - in reply to #241579)
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Only with UPS. It was onerous. Haven't used them since.
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gh1
Posted 2006-09-05 2:23 PM (#241581 - in reply to #241579)
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I hate these horror stories! Thankfully i have been spared a personal visitation.

Truely a bummer! Hope it all works out smoothly for you Jeffrey.

_____
gh1
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Tupperware
Posted 2006-09-05 2:58 PM (#241582 - in reply to #241579)
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Ironically, I can relate to this. FedEx is not immune from mishaps either. Let's just say if you're going to have a heart attack, it may as well happen when you're on your way to the hospital anyway.

Dave
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alpep
Posted 2006-09-05 3:37 PM (#241583 - in reply to #241579)
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there is not a perfect carrier. I use UPS domestically and USPS global priority internationally.

The ups tracking usually works. USPS tracking is a joke. I had a hard time with their insurance also.

the best advice is to pack it well. those who have recieved gutars from me know that you can find almost anything in that box to give it more stability.
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JeffreyD
Posted 2006-09-05 3:54 PM (#241584 - in reply to #241579)
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I thought I had packed it well. The guitar was in a hard case, a heavy guitar box was used and in that was bubble wrap at the bottom of the heavy end (to hopefully shield against this kind of drop) plus shipping peanuts filling the bottom sides and top. After that, I stuffed in newspaper just to ensure no movement was allowed.

Oh well, so far (to update) they first told the guy I had to prove that it was in good shape when shipped. I had just sent him a high res photo that I took when selling the guitar (thankfully) and they said...okay, good enough.

Now here is a question. What do they do after they take the guitar and run with it. Does the guitar go into the dumpster (to be fished out by a diligent employee to fix for $150) or to some third party vendor or liquidator.

Man I hate to see it just vanish into the system. It had the best action of any AE guitar I ever played.
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dvd
Posted 2006-09-05 4:10 PM (#241585 - in reply to #241579)
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Ooof! I hate bad shipping stories right when I'm shipping and/or receiving guitars! I just sent an Elite out today via UPS, and an Eclipse will be coming my way within a few days.

Jeff, I've heard insurance claims are painful process. I sure hope everybody comes away happy and that great guitar isn't a goner.
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Tupperware
Posted 2006-09-05 4:16 PM (#241586 - in reply to #241579)
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I had one experience with USPS. I bought a guitar and the guy shipped it USPS insured. But when I open the box th eheadstock was snapped off. The PO took the guitarback as evidence and the seller had to file the claim. The PO eventually paid the insurance money to the seller. At this point I was screwed, seller had MY original payment, PLUS the insurance money form the PO, and the PO had the guitar. The seller said he would refund me, but a few weeks went by and nada. I went to the PO to complain and they gave me the guitar (they didn't need it because the claim had been paid), but they said the refund form the seller to me was not their business. After another week the seller did refund me. So in the end, other than being out of my money for 1.5 months all was well and I got to keep the guitar. Had Rich Beck glue the headstock back on and I screwed the sucker right through the soundboard and bowl, right onto my music room wall where it has collected dust ever since. Dave
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JeffreyD
Posted 2006-09-05 4:25 PM (#241587 - in reply to #241579)
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I hope they do that with my buyer. The USPS in IL told him to file the claim there as it would be quicker. I offered to do it either way with the buyer or me filing the claim.

I talked to a postmaster I know and he was shocked that they would "total" the guitar over a $200 repair on a $950 insurance amount. I told the seller to get an estimate to take with him and maybe make it a bit higher to account for any unknowns. Bad part is....he really likes the guitar, says it plays better than his W597.
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Jason_S
Posted 2006-09-05 10:21 PM (#241588 - in reply to #241579)
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i cringe at the thought....i hope my 1114 arives safetly......jason
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MWoody
Posted 2006-09-05 10:41 PM (#241589 - in reply to #241579)
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It was packed "Alpep" style.

Lets all watch and see:

1ZA99F690341326919
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Jason_S
Posted 2006-09-05 10:48 PM (#241590 - in reply to #241579)
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i have faith in your packing skills woody!!!!!!!! its the dumb shits here at the ups hub in haggerstown in concerned about,but ive shiped and recived around 30 guitars with out a problme so im not too concerned..jason
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alpep
Posted 2006-09-06 7:36 AM (#241591 - in reply to #241579)
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Originally posted by MWoody:
It was packed "Alpep" style.

hmmmmmmmm...... I wonder if I can turn this into some cash!!!!!!

alpep style packing
alpep style pizza
alpep style salsa
alpep style milkshakes
alpep style .....

it is not just a brand it is a LIFESTYLE!!!!!!!
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philmax
Posted 2006-09-06 8:02 AM (#241592 - in reply to #241579)
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I'd buy that for a dollar!
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alpep
Posted 2006-09-06 8:08 AM (#241593 - in reply to #241579)
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cliff
Posted 2006-09-06 8:51 AM (#241594 - in reply to #241579)
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I can honestly say that NOBODY packs a guitar better (and more creatively) than Al!! Everything's ALWAYS arrived in top-notch condition, even if I am left with half a room of stuff that I don't know what t'do with . . .

I gotta admit Al, that stuffing the dead squirrels in tightly while they're still soft and pliable, and then letting them stiffen/harden while in transit so that it holds the the guitar case in place was a stroke of SHEER genius!

. . . made for dandy wheel chocks as well . . .
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Tupperware
Posted 2006-09-06 9:35 AM (#241595 - in reply to #241579)
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And I can tell you that last week Al had 2 pizzas and a 12 pack of diet Dr. Pepper. Guitars arriving from the factory smell to high heaven of resin and glues. Guitars from Al smell just like pepperoni. But I tell you, I have NEVER been less than 100% satisfied with any shipment from him.

What I DON'T understand is how the factory ships them. Basically little more than a case rattling around in a box. Yet, you open it and the guitar is not only flawless but the damn thing is in perfect tune to pitch. How do they do that?

Dave
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ChatMan
Posted 2006-09-06 9:40 AM (#241596 - in reply to #241579)
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Originally posted by alpep:
A day without Alpep is like a day without sunshine.
Perhaps that could explain the recent weather in NJ. Maybe the pepster was abducted when no one was watching and onl to be replaced by an alien.

How will we know...

Watch the weather.
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cliff
Posted 2006-09-06 9:46 AM (#241597 - in reply to #241579)
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". . What I DON'T understand is how the factory ships them. Basically little more than a case rattling around in a box. Yet, you open it and the guitar is not only flawless but the damn thing is in perfect tune to pitch. How do they do that? . ."


Didn't you see that big pressurized tank marked "MOJO" with a hose on it in the ShippingDept. on the Tour??

They "shpritz" a little inside each box before they seal it & send it off . . .

Al does the same thing, only he does it by just ordering pizzas with extra "Mojo" . . .
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ChatMan
Posted 2006-09-06 9:55 AM (#241598 - in reply to #241579)
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Originally posted by cliff:
I can honestly say that NOBODY packs a guitar better (and more creatively) than Al!!
While the guitar I purchased from alpep was indeed well packed, I give him extra points for his packing job when I bought a Hercules stand. To fill the extra space in the shipping box, Al used a second Hercules stand. His reply when I called to ask about this, "So that's where it went. I bought a second for stock and couldn't find it." :D

Gives you an idea of the kind of summer our Al buddy has been having. Alternatively, this may be a really good time to buy a guitar from Al. He may still be running the buy one, pack two deal.

I did return the second stand.
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alpep
Posted 2006-09-06 10:27 AM (#241599 - in reply to #241579)
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Alpep.....

it just not for breakfast anymore!!!!
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cliff
Posted 2006-09-06 10:48 AM (#241600 - in reply to #241579)
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alpep
Posted 2006-09-06 10:58 AM (#241601 - in reply to #241579)
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alpep
great taste
less filling
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cliff
Posted 2006-09-06 11:04 AM (#241602 - in reply to #241579)
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With a name like Alpep, it's gotta' be good . . .
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Phil Wong
Posted 2006-09-06 11:08 AM (#241603 - in reply to #241579)
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alpep
Posted 2006-09-06 11:24 AM (#241604 - in reply to #241579)
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Alpep and you....

Perfect Together
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cliff
Posted 2006-09-06 11:30 AM (#241605 - in reply to #241579)
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Things Go Better with Alpep.
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Phil Wong
Posted 2006-09-06 11:36 AM (#241606 - in reply to #241579)
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Oh!! Sorry wrong forum.
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alpep
Posted 2006-09-06 12:06 PM (#241607 - in reply to #241579)
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When you've said "Alpep" ...
you've said it all.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-09-06 12:14 PM (#241608 - in reply to #241579)
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cliff
Posted 2006-09-06 12:25 PM (#241609 - in reply to #241579)
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VIRGINIA is for Lovers (or so they say) . . .

Alpep is for Masochists.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-09-06 12:28 PM (#241610 - in reply to #241579)
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Believe me Cliff, it's the other way round.

(unless you count Witkowski in... then it fucks-up the whole formula)
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-09-06 12:30 PM (#241611 - in reply to #241579)
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Alpep, the San Francisco treat!

Well, maybe not.
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-09-06 12:36 PM (#241612 - in reply to #241579)
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Ok, I can do better than that...how 'bout

Please don't squeeze the Alpep!

Ok, maybe I can't.
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cliff
Posted 2006-09-06 12:38 PM (#241613 - in reply to #241579)
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". . Alpep, . . . Lifts and Separates . ."
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-09-06 12:39 PM (#241614 - in reply to #241579)
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Last shot -

You're in good hands with Alpep.

YES!
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-09-06 12:45 PM (#241615 - in reply to #241579)
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Suck up.
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-09-06 12:53 PM (#241616 - in reply to #241579)
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Hey, don't be pissed at me just because all you've got is "Alpep, finger lickin' good!"!
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cliff
Posted 2006-09-06 1:02 PM (#241617 - in reply to #241579)
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-09-06 1:08 PM (#241618 - in reply to #241579)
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alpep
Posted 2006-09-06 1:09 PM (#241619 - in reply to #241579)
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John B
Posted 2006-09-06 2:15 PM (#241620 - in reply to #241579)
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Posted 2006-09-06 2:48 PM (#241621 - in reply to #241579)
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-09-06 3:26 PM (#241622 - in reply to #241579)
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Alpep sent me my Custom Adamas today.
:D :D :D :D
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Phil Wong
Posted 2006-09-06 3:29 PM (#241623 - in reply to #241579)
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Jeff in a few days. you will have some pizza boxes to start your own collection. :) :p
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-09-06 3:33 PM (#241624 - in reply to #241579)
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Whatcha gonna do with that?
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MWoody
Posted 2006-09-06 3:34 PM (#241625 - in reply to #241579)
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Try the Trac III by Alpep


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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-09-06 3:34 PM (#241626 - in reply to #241579)
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Correction, Phil...

TOMORROW I will have some pizza boxes to ADD to my collection

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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-09-06 3:40 PM (#241627 - in reply to #241579)
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Originally posted by Weaser P:
Whatcha gonna do with that?
Funny. Verrrrry funny.


Bang.
Zoom.
To Da Moon.
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Phil Wong
Posted 2006-09-06 3:40 PM (#241628 - in reply to #241579)
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Jeff,
Pictures, I want to see pictures. Oh Yeah pictures of the guitar would be nice too!! :p
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Posted 2006-09-06 3:43 PM (#241629 - in reply to #241579)
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You'll get to take pictures (and play it) Sept 16th.
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-09-06 3:47 PM (#241630 - in reply to #241579)
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Better post some pics for the rest of us, eh?
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Posted 2006-09-07 11:30 AM (#241631 - in reply to #241579)
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HOw do I spell relief?

A-L-P-E-P
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Posted 2006-09-07 12:00 PM (#241632 - in reply to #241579)
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Posted 2006-09-07 12:06 PM (#241633 - in reply to #241579)
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Posted 2006-09-07 12:51 PM (#241634 - in reply to #241579)
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Posted 2006-09-07 3:22 PM (#241635 - in reply to #241579)
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Like a good neighbor Alpep is there.
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Posted 2006-09-07 3:44 PM (#241636 - in reply to #241579)
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I Can't Believe it's not alpep.. spray!
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Posted 2006-09-07 3:47 PM (#241637 - in reply to #241579)
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Posted 2006-09-07 3:53 PM (#241638 - in reply to #241579)
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Posted 2006-09-07 4:21 PM (#241639 - in reply to #241579)
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An Alpep a day...

really need to get that spell checker
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dvd
Posted 2006-09-07 4:23 PM (#241640 - in reply to #241579)
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Posted 2006-09-07 4:26 PM (#241641 - in reply to #241579)
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Alpep

some assembly required.
batteries not included.
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Waskel
Posted 2006-09-07 4:37 PM (#241642 - in reply to #241579)
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alpep.

can be abrasive.
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Posted 2006-09-07 7:22 PM (#241643 - in reply to #241579)
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that's VERY abrasive
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Waskel
Posted 2006-09-07 9:32 PM (#241644 - in reply to #241579)
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Sorry.

alpep.

can be VERY abrasive.
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Joyful Noise
Posted 2006-09-07 10:09 PM (#241645 - in reply to #241579)
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Originally posted by dvd:

Do not taunt Alpep.
Hah! You must have gone back and found an old VHS of the "Happy Fun Ball" ad from SNL. That was back when SNL was still watchable and one of their best fake ads.

:D :D
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Joyful Noise
Posted 2006-09-07 10:11 PM (#241646 - in reply to #241579)
Subject: Re: USPS Slam Dunk


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Alpep
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dvd
Posted 2006-09-08 2:15 AM (#241647 - in reply to #241579)
Subject: Re: USPS Slam Dunk



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Originally posted by Joyful Noise:
Hah! You must have gone back and found an old VHS of the "Happy Fun Ball" ad from SNL. That was back when SNL was still watchable and one of their best fake ads.

:D :D
Well, I cheated but yeah, one of my all time favorite SNL sketches, along with the whole Buckwheat Assassination sequence. :p
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alpep
Posted 2006-09-08 8:08 AM (#241648 - in reply to #241579)
Subject: Re: USPS Slam Dunk


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how about the

Alpep-O-matic

the O is for Ovation
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-09-08 8:55 AM (#241649 - in reply to #241579)
Subject: Re: USPS Slam Dunk


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