OT - what happened to my toilet paper?
1617
Posted 2010-01-02 1:43 PM (#384362)
Subject: OT - what happened to my toilet paper?


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Some I'm sitting there thinking and something doesn't feel right. Something got smaller. Could it be. Was I imagining things. It felt the same - but yes, it was definitely smaller than before!

Went to the cupboard and pulled out one from the old package to compare, and yes - toilet paper rolls are getting narrower. I don't know if the price was reduced as well. Maybe they should market it as the "slim version" for people with petite asses. New "easy to handle" size for your kids. "New smaller size improves aim and dexterity"
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numbfingers
Posted 2010-01-02 1:45 PM (#384363 - in reply to #384362)
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It's the new size for super-shallow bowls.
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2ifbyC
Posted 2010-01-02 1:47 PM (#384364 - in reply to #384362)
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At least it had a round hole instead of epis!
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cholloway
Posted 2010-01-02 1:52 PM (#384365 - in reply to #384362)
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"I don't know if the price was reduced as well."
Of course not.
Smaller size + Same price = Increase in profits

We consumers are too dumb and will never notice the difference!
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Captain Lovehandles
Posted 2010-01-02 2:02 PM (#384366 - in reply to #384362)
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Like coffee... try buying a pound of coffee. Now it's 12-13 oz.
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ladylaw
Posted 2010-01-02 3:28 PM (#384367 - in reply to #384362)
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Just like cereal boxes.

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Darkbar
Posted 2010-01-02 3:47 PM (#384368 - in reply to #384362)
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Remember when Sheryl Crow came out and said that everyone should use only ONE square of toilet paper per restroom visit?
Remind me not to date her.
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Trader Jim
Posted 2010-01-02 4:14 PM (#384369 - in reply to #384362)
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Try to buy a half inch piece of plywood now. It's 15/32" :mad: Damn metric system!
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2ifbyC
Posted 2010-01-02 4:44 PM (#384370 - in reply to #384362)
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Two by fours haven't been for quite a while now...
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stonebobbo
Posted 2010-01-02 5:06 PM (#384371 - in reply to #384362)
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It's inflation. It always does this I. The second phase so as not to spook the concumer so bad. Tuna is now sold in 5oz cans ... used to always be 6oz. Luncheon meat now comes in 6oz and 10oz packages. Jars of spaghetti sauce recently went to 25oz from 28 oz. And not only is coffee 12oz instead of a pound, when you order it out, Tall isn't.

So it's just natural they made toilet paper rolls smaller. If you're eating less, you crap less.

I was thinking about that Sheryl Crow idea ... wouldn't it be even better if you had to use both sides?
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Darkbar
Posted 2010-01-02 5:20 PM (#384372 - in reply to #384362)
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Originally posted by stonebobbo:

I was thinking about that Sheryl Crow idea ... wouldn't it be even better if you had to use both sides?
If you would just eliminate all that pesty fiber from your diet, you wouldn't have to worry about toilet paper.
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bvince
Posted 2010-01-02 5:33 PM (#384373 - in reply to #384362)
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And this has WHAT to do with guitars?

A good relavent question could be ... Are shallow bowl guitars purportionately cheaper than deep bowls?
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Darkbar
Posted 2010-01-02 5:40 PM (#384374 - in reply to #384362)
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Originally posted by bvince:
And this has WHAT to do with guitars?
The thread was labeled "OT", so it doesn't have to have anything to do with guitars. Besides, it started with a discussion of toilet paper, so why are you even questioning it?
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Old Man Arthur
Posted 2010-01-02 6:00 PM (#384375 - in reply to #384362)
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BTW-- They roll it on the tube looser too...
That is why it feels squeezably soft.
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MWoody
Posted 2010-01-02 6:03 PM (#384376 - in reply to #384362)
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You can tell Sheryl Crow I'd be happy to wipe her a$$ with just one square of toilet paper.
There now, we can drop that rabbit trail.

For every action (shrinking commodities) there must be an equal and opposite reaction. I offer the following:

It takes me 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"

I have to wear my eyeglasses to watch "20/20"

It takes me a week to get in a good hour of practice.

And so goes Day 2 of 2010, the year we will be arguing over how to say it correctly until 2011!
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cholloway
Posted 2010-01-02 6:08 PM (#384377 - in reply to #384362)
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What's wrong with just saying 2010???
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1617
Posted 2010-01-02 6:08 PM (#384378 - in reply to #384362)
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his and hers


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MWoody
Posted 2010-01-02 6:11 PM (#384379 - in reply to #384362)
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At least the rolls are loaded correctly as in over the top...
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Darkbar
Posted 2010-01-02 6:16 PM (#384380 - in reply to #384362)
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I hope the woman's roller has one of those built in potpourie/ smelly inserts.
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GaryB
Posted 2010-01-02 6:23 PM (#384381 - in reply to #384362)
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Have to start eating less. That'll be a load off.
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1617
Posted 2010-01-02 6:30 PM (#384382 - in reply to #384362)
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Of course one has to ask the question-

What did we do without TP

and

Who invented it?

Thomas Crapper invented the flush toilet, did he invent the paper to go with it? :confused:
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Old Man Arthur
Posted 2010-01-02 6:37 PM (#384383 - in reply to #384362)
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Originally posted by 1617:
Of course one has to ask the question-

What did we do without TP

and

Who invented it?

Thomas Crapper invented the flush toilet, did he invent the paper to go with it? :confused:
The Chinese!
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Gallerinski
Posted 2010-01-02 7:29 PM (#384384 - in reply to #384362)
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ladylaw
Posted 2010-01-02 7:51 PM (#384385 - in reply to #384362)
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We have way too much time to think around here!!!!
(I was gonna say 'time on our hands' but I could see where that was gonna go....)

Anita
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CanterburyStrings
Posted 2010-01-02 8:55 PM (#384386 - in reply to #384362)
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Did any of you have this song going around in your school when you were kids?


Sung to the tune from the TV show "Branded"


"Stranded, stranded on a toilet bowl
What can you do when you're stranded
And you don't have a roll

To prove you're a man you must use your bare hand..."
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Jimbob
Posted 2010-01-02 9:01 PM (#384387 - in reply to #384362)
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Jimbob
Posted 2010-01-02 9:15 PM (#384388 - in reply to #384362)
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Edited.
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elginacres
Posted 2010-01-02 10:32 PM (#384389 - in reply to #384362)
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sard
Posted 2010-01-02 10:33 PM (#384390 - in reply to #384362)
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All that I have to say about this toliet pape oh my..o0h my I GOT TO G
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cholloway
Posted 2010-01-02 10:51 PM (#384391 - in reply to #384362)
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In some cultures it's considered extremely disrespectful to extend your hand in a greeting for that very reason.
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guitarwannabee
Posted 2010-01-02 11:21 PM (#384392 - in reply to #384362)
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this has got to be the shittiest post i have seen so far this year , and its early. :eek: GWB
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1617
Posted 2010-01-03 12:34 AM (#384393 - in reply to #384362)
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And that should just about wrap it up. ;)
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Mr. Ovation
Posted 2010-01-03 2:39 AM (#384394 - in reply to #384362)
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Originally posted by 1617:
And that should just about wrap it up. ;)
And it does... also FWIW...

Putting OT (off topic) at the beginning of the thread just indicates that it's not about Ovation Guitars. It infers it's still about Music or Guitars or musicians and such... but just off the topic of Ovation Guitars.
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