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Location: Phoenix AZ | If you suffer from carpul tunnel syndrome, or repetitive stress syndrome, arthritis, or if you're just a shitty typest I've got a great suggestion for you. This is no joke.
I just took my 10 most frequent post responses and saved them in a wordpad file. So now all I have to do on the forum is cut/paste the response. No more typing. Cliff - you can do this, no keyboard required just a mouse. And it save a ton of time so you can bloat your post count like crazy. Here's the responses I saved.
Do a "search".
Congratulations, good luck with it.
I use dAddario EJ16.
Check ebay.
Best unplugged sound is a deep bowl.
I used to have one of those.
Check with the Service Department.
Contact Al.
Marketing spew.
See? Isn't that brilliant??? |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | yes Dave...Brilliant!
I only need one though....
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | and it's fu*&^in hilarious to boot!
Well done Mr. Marketing Genius! |
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Location: Budd Lake, NJ | I guess the dry heat does get to you, after all. ;)
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| My most frequent:
"Dave is a putz." |
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Location: Budd Lake, NJ | I guess the dry heat does get to you, after all. ;)
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Location: Flahdaw | So does the dry heat |
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Location: Budd Lake, NJ | Obviously, our humid heat does, too! :p :rolleyes:
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Originally posted by Jewel's Mom a/k/a Joisey Goil #1:
I guess the dry heat does get to you, after all. Marketing spew |
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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | I was gonna recommend Advil and a wrist band for bar chords...
But since this is about keyboard fatigue... Oh! That still could help. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Originally posted by Gallerinski:
Do a "search".
Congratulations, good luck with it.
I use dAddario EJ16.
Check ebay.
Best unplugged sound is a deep bowl.
I used to have one of those.
Check with the Service Department.
Contact Al.
Marketing spew. I added a few more ...
CLICK!
Bite me.
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Location: Tennessee | Congratulations, good luck with it.
(Hey ... this thing does work!) |
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Location: Pennsylvania | ROFLOL. That IS truly brilliant! |
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Location: East Tennessee | I used to have one of those. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Spew has been edited to "spoo" |
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Location: Location Location Location | Brilliant. I'm for anything that'll save me a few strokes. |
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Location: on the web | Nice but an incomplete list. |
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Location: Seymour, Tennessee | I also have a suggestion to help ease those maladies i.e.,carpal tunnel syndrome, repetitive stress syndrome, arthritis, rheumatism, etc...
Just give those mean ole injury aggravating guitars tooooooo, hmmm, I don't know, how 'bout to ME!
Yeah, I'll take one (several) for the team and do my part to give some folks some relief from their aches and pains. It's a great burden I know, but I feel as if I am up to the challenge.
So, just box those puppies up and get them on their way....
HA HA HA HA
Seriously though, I hope some people can use the cut & paste thing to help 'em out.
Now of course if that doesn't work feel free to try my plan. HA HA HA |
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Location: East Tennessee | Originally posted by The Usual Suspects:
Nice but an incomplete list. Do a "search". |
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Location: Newington, CT | Originally posted by The Usual Suspects:
Nice but an incomplete list. Welcome, new guy...I think! Interesting way to make your début here! |
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Location: SoCal | You know, if you want to make these pat answers truly interesting, then you need to set them up so that they come up in a completely random pattern. You couldn't choose a specific answer, you just get an answer, chosen at random by your computer..... |
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| Originally posted by moody, p.i.:
You know, if you want to make these pat answers truly interesting, then you need to set them up so that they come up in a completely random pattern. You couldn't choose a specific answer, you just get an answer, chosen at random by your computer..... Problem with that is you'd get a lot of rubbish, besides the usual... |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | What would be really cool is if you could automate the process entirely. Like setting up a robot to do your work while you're out playing. |
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Location: SoCal | That's not the problem, that's the point. And you'd be surprised (or not) at how appropriate the rubbish would be..... |
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| Nothing surprises me. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | or just number them
Then you just reply
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What number would be, "Bite Me"? |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Originally posted by G8r:
Nothing surprises me. Contact Al. |
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Location: New Hampsha | Originally posted by Gallerinski:
Spew has been edited to "spoo" Only a tool of the "New Guard" would edit their post based on public opinon!
Tuppy wouldn't have edited his list for anyone!
He was an "Old Guard" hard-liner!
And Standing O - he would have told 'em all where to go as well.
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| Originally posted by Gallerinski:
Originally posted by G8r:
Nothing surprises me. Contact Al. |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by Beal:
or just number them
Then you just reply
5
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What number would be, "Bite Me"? Beal, according to Dave's latest posted list, I believe that would be an "11". |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Originally posted by Mitzdawg:
Only a tool of the "New Guard" would edit their post based on public opinon! Tuppy wouldn't have edited his list for anyone!
He was an "Old Guard" hard-liner! And Standing O - he would have told 'em all where to go as well. I miss those days ... |
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Location: closely held secret | MPD has it's drawbacks... |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | MDP? Nope, never multiple. Only serial (check the dates). |
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Location: closely held secret | Ok, SPD it is. |
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Location: Tennessee | I used to have one of those. |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Originally posted by G8r:
Nothing surprises me. I use to feel that way. |
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Location: East Tennessee | What would be the # to link you to the website with all the different models and which members own one?
I think it was on that member standingwhatshisname's signature. :D |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | www.ovationgallery.com |
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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | or just number them
Then you just reply
5
or
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What number would be, "Bite Me"?
marketing spoo |
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