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Location: Vernon CT | Unfortunately I have a good one, but, out of respect for the ladies on this site I WON'T state it.
So I'll just throw out "Talk about BANG for the buck"!! |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "Dry Heaves" |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | ...."Yeah,yeah,yeah,Brad (ProfessorBB ;) )....real funny....but come down from there and let's go play some guitar"..... |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | (...will you puh-LEEZE stop that?) |
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Location: GATLINBURG TENNESSEE :) | Heeeere's JOHNNY! |
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Location: Tennessee | "Say hello to my leetle friend". |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | "always wanted one of these....." |
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Location: Upper Left USA | "Ya'll have til the count of three to take back them "Plastic Guitar" comments!" |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by Weaser P:
(...will you puh-LEEZE stop that?) ;) |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Originally posted by bvince:
Heeeere's JOHNNY! I don't think so... Oh, THAT Johnny...  |
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Location: Whitecourt, Ab | Is that a cannon in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? |
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Location: Newington, CT | Name's Pachelbel... who're you? |
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Location: Newington, CT | Howitzer guitar? I dunno...I'll ask her. |
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Location: Newington, CT | How d'ya TUNE this thing?!?!? |
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Location: Newington, CT | Wait 'till you hear it plugged in! |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | "Still need that plug for Witko?" |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | "No! I did NOT climb up here!
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Location: Round Rock, TX | "I'm over-WHAT-ensating?" |
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Location: Sunshine State, Australia | "Hey, do I look like Cher on this?" |
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Location: Vermont USA | Always said ya get more bang for your buck with Ovation. |
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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | I've been courteous to everybody for years, never a bad word, never a political comment, always upbeat and positive, occasionally informative, done business with many of you, but sit on one stinkin' cannon barrel for two minutes . . . |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | Pretty much wasted those years, eh Prof? |
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Location: GA USA | How about:
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by ProfessorBB:
I've been courteous to everybody for years, never a bad word, never a political comment, always upbeat and positive, occasionally informative, done business with many of you, but sit on one stinkin' cannon barrel for two minutes . . . ...similar to the bricklayer joke, eh? |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "Willy" |
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Location: closely held secret | "WILLY" |
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Location: south east Michigan | closed circuit to the "other" Brad....
Sorry about this buddy.
I had no idea it would lead to this.
I'll look though my other pics to see if I have anything that would help draw attention from this unfortunate incident. |
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Location: GA USA | Looks like BB is in the middle of saying something, like "If this hits the site, I'll murderize ya's". |
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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | Originally posted by The Wabbit Formerly Known As Waskel:
...similar to the bricklayer joke, eh?
'Xactly. |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Picture of Brad's music room = x Thousand $'s of gear.
Picture of Brad on a cannon = Priceless |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I said, "TALCUM" powder . . . |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | "Hey who stole my handle bars and where the F#$% is my clutch?" |
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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | "and those Harley riders think they know what its like to have a loud vibrating piece of iron between their legs!" |
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Location: Colorado | ...but sit on one stinkin' cannon barrel for two minutes . . . As far as WE know it was only two minutes.
Line heard most in emergency room rectal extractions: "I sat on it." Yeah, O.K.
Humor and badgering aside, how about some history of these cannons. |
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Location: Newington, CT | And the winner of the caption contest is?
I nominate:
For the $5,000,000 first prize: "Name's Pachelbel...who're you?"
And, for the $10,000,000 second prize, I nominate: "How do you TUNE this thing!?!?"
The fact that they were both mine made no difference, I assure you. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "It'll hatch any day now" |
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Location: south east Michigan | Todd... after walking around for an hour, imagining cannons blazing, guns-a-blastin' and blood spilt, we found out the fort was finished right at the end of the civil war and there was never a shot fired. Oh well. |
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Location: closely held secret | In fact, according to the brochure the belonged to the Federal Army, but work was proceeding so slowly that the Confederate Army found it empty and took it over.
They didn't finish it either... |
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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | Fort Clinch was named for General Duncan Lamont Clinch, an important figure in Florida’s Seminole War of the 1830s. Construction of the fort started in 1847 by the federal government and continued during the Civil War.
Occupied by Confederate forces when the war began in 1861, it was taken by federal troops when a withdrawal was ordered by Gen. Robert E. Lee the following year.
The garrison operation was greatly reduced in the years following the Civil War and eventually ceased altogether. In 1898, the fort was reactivated for several months during the Spanish-American War. Today, it remains in a remarkable state of preservation, with a number of surprisingly original cannons, still in place to thwart oncoming invaders from the sea who never appeared, that unfortunately now serve only as an occasional mount by irreverent tourists and other disrespectful dorks.
In 1935, the state of Florida purchased 256 acres which included the abandoned fort. It was the beginning of a program to acquire adjacent lands and begin development of one of the first and finest state parks in Florida. The civilian Conservation Corps was responsible for the initial building and development of the park. It was formally opened to the public in 1938. |
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Location: Michigan | sorry professorbb because i dont even know you, but the first chance i get asked to kick someone in the funny bone i go for it so here goes my caption without saying it. :D thanks brad this is great fun. :eek: GWB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x3PQ5QhMJs |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | UGH!! I could have had a V8!!! |
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Location: CA | Impressive — the captions, I mean.
So far, 'Leetle friend', 'Whip it out' and 'plugged in' are my favorites, with 'happy to see me?' in the on-deck circle. |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | "Oh my God. Woof."
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "Get-Off" |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | "Geez, Brad, put a cork in it is just a saying, man!" |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | "Brad obviously misunderstood when they asked him to bring the canon to Religious Ed class..." |
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Location: Texas | To me it looks like:
…Playing leap-frog in Hell… |
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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | To all you 2080 owners who think you have a cannon . . . |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Predecessor to this...
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | When I walk, I list over a little bit. Damned if I know why? |
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Location: Nashville TN. | I decided to replace ADT with a bigger better hone security system.. |
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Location: Michigan | Originally posted by CrimsonLake:
"Oh my God. Woof."
"'Scuse me while I whip this out!"
Mel Brooks has someting to cover everything. |
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Location: Colorado | You know, I did think of ol' Slim Pickens riding the missile when I saw the original post.
There have been some really good captions on this one. Thanks to Brad for taking it all with a good sense of humor. |
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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | A lot of people take life too seriously. I'm not one of them. |
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Location: Colorado | Hmmm...Rocky Mountain High |
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Location: enid, ok | "That's not actually a cork at the end. Be very, very afraid.. |
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Location: Reisterstown, Maryland | Honey,does this make me look fat? |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | Originally posted by ladylaw:
Honey,does this make me look fat? Amen. Can't tell you how many times I heard that and felt I was looking into THAT. :D |
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Location: nashville | Watch me write my name in the side of that mountain. |
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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | Originally posted by ladylaw:
Honey,does this make me look fat? This one brought a really good laugh! |
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Location: Newington, CT | Originally posted by MWoody:
"Ya'll have til the count of three to take back them "Plastic Guitar" comments!" Just reviewing old threads, and it struck me that the above quoted post is the ONLY one that seemed to refer to the CANNON in the picture as a CANNON! :rolleyes:
What's going on here -- a little regressions to high school days?!?!? |
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Location: Newington, CT | Originally posted by Weaser P:
Originally posted by ladylaw:
Honey,does this make me look fat? Amen. Can't tell you how many times I heard that and felt I was looking into THAT. :D |
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Location: south east Michigan | Shadow ... welcome ... with 10 posts I'll guess that you're kinda new here.
A little advise.... don't try to figure out everything at once. The attempt has brought much better men to their knees.
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Location: Boise, Idaho | No it won't. Besides, what fun would that be? |
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Yes ... that is very confusing. |
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Location: SoCal | They look like they'd cut your freakin' throat for asking the wrong questions.... |
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Location: south east Michigan | Indeed... a very dangerous bunch.
Wait... wait... wait a minute.
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I just noticed in that picture that Cliff is wearing his skirt at about the same height Grandpa used to wear his pants. Hmmm .... |
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