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Location: Michigan | SHOULD BE AN INTERESTING THREAD FOR YOUR VIEWS.
I dont know how or why but Micheal Jackson has sold more music than anyone or any supergroup in the world.
Whats up with that???
Is he that talented ?
Is his music that great?
Is it his dancing and coreography?
He is without a doubt one of the most interesting entertainers that I have ever seen even if he is a total FU%@*NG Perverted weird creature???
I dont get it? What are you veiws on him as an entertainer? GWB |
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Location: Jet City | I chose the part after "even if..." |
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Location: Central Florida | Originally posted by guitarwannabee:
What are you veiws on him as an entertainer? GWB It's hard to turn away from a freak show... |
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Location: enid, ok | Quincy Jones! |
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Location: Central Oregon | Teenagers have strange taste. |
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Location: Nashville TN. | You mean Chester T. Molester???? |
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| I always liked his cover of the Elton song "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me". |
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Location: NJ | Q: How d'ya know it's "bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
A: When the Big Hand is on the Little Hand. |
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Location: Vermont USA | ROFL |
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Location: Vermont USA | If we set aside the bad things about him. I find Michael to be a very talented individual, he picks the right songs. And he can dance I think his ankles are double jointed. It's to bad he has more issues than Life magazine.
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Location: Cicero, NY | Personally, I think Micheal Jackson was one of the most talented performers on the planet at one time. Then, somewhere around the release of "Off The Wall" he, uh, fell off the wall and never came back. Now he's just a parody of his former self and obviously should not be allowed anywhere near a child, including his own. Just another genius that couldn't handle reality - history is full of them. Hardly the same as Brit's battles with reality, by the way. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Talented? ... absolutely.
Landed here from another planet?... Nyab zeetay fihdor. |
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Location: NJ | I vote "Moron". |
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Location: NJ | . . . and no, . . NOT Bush!
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Location: 6 String Ranch | jacko the wacko. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Just misunderstood. |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Aren't we all...('course not legally...) |
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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | He testified in our court some years ago and we were given a demonstration of his musicality. Few people can question his talent. Gene Kelly was once quoted as saying that as a singer, he was probably the best dancer in show business. His eccentricity got the best of him. |
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Location: NJ | the Jackson 5 stuff is classic.
off the wall is a great LP.
thriller although not my taste can't be denied that it has well crafted songs etc.
but there are a ton of people out there with well crafted song I dislike |
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Location: Omaha, NE | I think he is just really, really pathetic. How much self-loathing does it take to do that to your face?
There was a time when I found him entertaining. Back in the early days of MTV I used to enjoy the "Billy Jean" video. But anymore I really can't stand seeing him. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | He can't stand seeing him anymore either. That's why he keeps changing. |
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Location: Vermont USA | Change is good
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Easy there, Pauly...
let's not overstate things...
I'll take "Body Dismorphia" for a $1000, Alex...
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| The thing that he and Britney and several other former child stars of stage, screen and tennis courts have in common are shit parents.
Irrespective of their talent and/or money they are desperately, desperately sad people leading the emptiest lives its possible to imagine - because they have the time, money and opportunity to fill their lives with meaningful activity and are too dumb/screwed-up to take advantage of it.
Exploited by the very people they should have been able to trust as children and exploited by everyone else they've met since, from lawyers to record companies to hangers-on, they simply have nowhere to turn and no tools or training to spot genuine help when it's offered.
Michael Jackson was a huge talent, Britney not; but the result has been just the same. The chances of a great adulthood from a truly horrible childhood are not good. And neither of them made it. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Is this why you refused to allow me to manage that brainiac son of yours and exploit his talents for my selfish gain?
You bastard.
(Did I hear that Britney's mother wrote a book on raising "well-adjusted" children... including BS's little sister who's 16 and pregnant?) |
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| I believe you did.
And the boy wonder has been warned never to sign anything uncle jeff puts in front of him. Which should keep him safe on several fronts. |
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Location: Atlanta, GA. | Looks can be decieving...
But, this time he's gone too far!
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Location: NJ | Whaa-Whaaa-Whaaaa!!! . . .
Suck It Up & Move On.
There's aLOT of other who've brought themselves up after FAR worse childhoods.
Their problems were that they were DELUSIONAL enough to start BELIEVING the mindless adulation from the moronic hordes that followed their every move. They Piss&Moan about being "hounded by the papparazzi" while keeping a cadre of PR and "advance people" on the payroll to notify the media of their every move beforehand.
"I grew up without a Childhood . . ." ToughSh!t!
a LOT of people did.
"King of Pop"
Blow Me.
Hey, Brittney!
Anna Nicole called.
She said "Bring Ice" . . . |
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Location: South of most, North of few | Originally posted by cliff:
Whaa-Whaaa-Whaaaa!!! . . .
Suck It Up & Move On.
There's aLOT of other who've brought themselves up after FAR worse childhoods.
Their problems were that they were DELUSIONAL enough to start BELIEVING the mindless adulation from the moronic hordes that followed their every move. They Piss&Moan about being "hounded by the papparazzi" while keeping a cadre of PR and "advance people" on the payroll to notify the media of their every move beforehand.
"I grew up without a Childhood . . ." ToughSh!t!
a LOT of people did.
"King of Pop"
Blow Me.
Hey, Brittney!
Anna Nicole called.
She said "Bring Ice" . . . :D :D |
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Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | Originally posted by cliff:
Whaa-Whaaa-Whaaaa!!! . . .
Suck It Up & Move On.
There's aLOT of other who've brought themselves up after FAR worse childhoods.
Their problems were that they were DELUSIONAL enough to start BELIEVING the mindless adulation from the moronic hordes that followed their every move. They Piss&Moan about being "hounded by the papparazzi" while keeping a cadre of PR and "advance people" on the payroll to notify the media of their every move beforehand.
"I grew up without a Childhood . . ." ToughSh!t!
a LOT of people did.
"King of Pop"
Blow Me.
Hey, Brittney!
Anna Nicole called.
She said "Bring Ice" . . . NICE! :D |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Cliff - you're among friends. If you've got something to say, just say it. Air it out, man - it's really not good to keep it in... |
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Location: NJ | Somebody PLEASE "pm" me when we start a thread about Liza Minelli . . . |
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| Originally posted by cliff:
Somebody PLEASE "pm" me when we start a thread about Liza Minelli . . . Please go ahead - this I wanna hear. :D |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Another whacko. Kept wondering when I was going to pick up the paper just to read that she had a Gest for dinner... |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Damn, without his nose he looks like a chimp.
After the motown music, his other music is crap. I think people got brainwashed. |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | I blame the papparazzi for everything. That's why I never play out. Next thing you know, I'd be famous and those guys would be hounding me for photographs. Fortunately for me, my parents exploited my talents by getting me jobs like sacking groceries, cleaning toilets and hoeing beets. |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | You bin beeting Hoe's? My Man, step right here into my Caddy so we can discuss impotent items of business.
Like territory. You catch my subtle subtext, brutha? I don' care what yoo's do wit yo skanky hoe's, but you keep on yo side o' town, here? |
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Location: NJ | I didn't know Mark was impotent . . . . sorry, man . . . |
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| Grab your Taylor ... "Viva Viagra!" |
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Location: Cicero, NY | ...and the story takes yet another turn. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by g8r:
Grab your Taylor ... "Viva Viagra!" Oh, I get it... "Taylor" is a euphemism ... |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Why not? Most here think it's not a guitar! |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | Originally posted by Weaser P:
...and the story takes yet another turn. what were we taking about? |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | That's what happens when a guy as white as fillhixx tries to talk like that. Thanks for your concern, Cliff, but as long as I have some hoes to beet, I won't be needing a Taylor. I asked my wife if she would call a doctor if it lasted more than 4 hours and, if so, what would she tell the doctor. She said she'd probably call Guiness to find out what the world record was, or maybe Ripley's Believe It or Not. |
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Location: closely held secret | An elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible, doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "We're not allowed in McDonald's anymore." |
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Location: Michigan | From Micheal Jackson to Mc Nuggetts in one post.
Makes my Nuggets Hurt.GWB |
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Location: Whitecourt, Ab | I tried Viagra once...it got stuck in my throat & I had a stiff neck for a week |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | Originally posted by Weaser P:
...and the story takes yet another turn. what were we talking about? |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Jackson looks like Darth Vader |
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Location: Vermont USA | Mr. Wabbit thats one funny joke
Thank You
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Micheal Jackson Musician ? Entertainer ? Moron ?Genuis ?