OT: DIY Lutherie treat... best to sit down before opening this...
Hillwalker
Posted 2007-06-17 7:38 AM (#95660)
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oh dear, oh dear.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320125743518&fro...

Found this on another forum and thought I should share it with you all. It makes me feel much better about my recent ventures into fixing top cracks. :D

The neck to body fixing is my favourite pic :eek:

HW
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Slipkid
Posted 2007-06-17 7:41 AM (#95661 - in reply to #95660)
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Oh My!!!!
I like the use of the turn-buckles. This of course provides another way to tweek the neck relief.

I can just imagine the thought process.
Okay.. I can glue in this u-shaped thingy into the neck... Then hook a couple turn-buckles to the body. Hmmm the turnbuckles don't line up straight. No worries... I'll just bend em till they fit.
I am looking forward to Woody's responce to this thread.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2007-06-17 7:46 AM (#95662 - in reply to #95660)
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that could actually become fashionable in certain circles.
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cruster
Posted 2007-06-17 8:46 AM (#95663 - in reply to #95660)
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If you were in full traction, that hardware would make a great alternative to a strap. Just hook it on to your frame and away you go. ;)

I'd guess the parts are worth something close to the current price, but I don't know that I could bring that guitar into the house. SWMBO would probably have me committed.
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giuseppe
Posted 2007-06-17 8:56 AM (#95664 - in reply to #95660)
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Holy cow! This is "The LP Massacre"! :eek: :eek: :eek:
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rededdie
Posted 2007-06-17 9:56 AM (#95665 - in reply to #95660)
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WOW 16 bids, and over a grand with 7+ hrs left...
I"m all for resurections but this one is a nightmare.
However whenever I go to the city I see some teens who appear to resemble this...
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Slipkid
Posted 2007-06-17 10:56 AM (#95666 - in reply to #95660)
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I just can't believe that mess is worth a grand.
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Old Man Arthur
Posted 2007-06-17 11:22 AM (#95667 - in reply to #95660)
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Why? Oh why would anyone want this?
Bidding started at fifty bucks (plus another $45),
and I'm sure the seller would have been tickle-to-death just to get that!
This must be a classic case of bidding just gone WILD!

[I got some damaged goods laying around if they wanna buy 'em...
And if they'd like, I'd damage them some more if they want a challenge!]
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Dr.Tom
Posted 2007-06-17 11:33 AM (#95668 - in reply to #95660)
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These guitars are going for top dollar right now and that may be the reason for the bidding.

If I were to buy it ,I would send it back to Gibson to have them restore it. They claim to be able to do miracles and this would certainly require one; but I bet they would take it on just for the challenge and to be able to show the before and after photos.

That repair has got to be the most,er, "creative" I've ever seen :D . Thanks for the link to it !!

Regards,

Tom
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TRboy
Posted 2007-06-17 11:47 AM (#95669 - in reply to #95660)
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Best thing to do is to salvage the pick guard,electronics and hardware and throw the rest in the dumpster!
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MWoody
Posted 2007-06-17 11:59 AM (#95670 - in reply to #95660)
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Send it to Ripley's...


Reminds me of the time I parked my black Austin Healey Sprite (948 cc's of pure power)on the shaded front lawn and when my Dad did a rumbling "Y" turn with his wagon he encountered the Sprite.

When I got home he had taken a hammer and dolly and got it almost back in shape... almost.

Never let a Pipefitter do your body repair and never let a Rigger/Logger repair your guitar!

Wait, I'm a Rigger...

Happy Father's day to all!
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alpep
Posted 2007-06-17 2:04 PM (#95671 - in reply to #95660)
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although I have not submitted anything for a while I have a column in guitar digest called "boys and girls don't do this at home" where I would feature all home repairs of guitars that I owned.

You would be amazed.
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Hillwalker
Posted 2007-06-17 2:08 PM (#95672 - in reply to #95660)
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Might this be a candidate for next month's column then Al? ;)

HW
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Jewel's Mom a/k/a Joisey Goil #1
Posted 2007-06-17 2:48 PM (#95673 - in reply to #95660)
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Oh, the poor thing; this is right up there with all those abandoned mangy cats or abused dogs you see on those collection cans at the convenience stores. I hope whoever is the lucky winner will restore it back to all its' former glory; it certainly deserves to be rescued. But not by me--my repair abilities probably aren't a whole lot better, but at least I know that.
--Karen
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Jeff W.
Posted 2007-06-17 2:54 PM (#95674 - in reply to #95660)
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looks like a banjo conversion....

What'sTim Chapman's Ebay name?
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seesquare
Posted 2007-06-17 4:41 PM (#95675 - in reply to #95660)
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P.T. Barnum was right. I'll bet Gibson charges at least $2K for the restoration.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2007-06-17 4:55 PM (#95676 - in reply to #95660)
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.... or just calls it a "Limited Jimmy Page Re-Issue" and charge $25,000.
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muzza
Posted 2007-06-18 5:20 AM (#95677 - in reply to #95660)
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Well, the bidding is over now and all I can say is... I'm off to the shed to take an axe to my '05 collectors.

I should easily double my money.
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MusicMishka
Posted 2007-06-18 8:46 AM (#95678 - in reply to #95660)
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Some people have more money than brains...this qualifies as the poster child for "Heavy Metal"...simply crazy! I like the bottom few frets of the fingerboard...some great tonal possibilities there....dump the old neck, have a replacement put in, refinish it and have a great guitar...of course then you'd begin to miss the turnbuckles...and the guitar would be "de-valued". what a bozo...
Blessings...
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Trader Jim
Posted 2007-06-18 1:43 PM (#95679 - in reply to #95660)
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Mike, I'm with you on this one. How in the world could someone justify that price for that, well, I won't say it. As they say in the used car business..."there's an ass for every seat"
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PEZ
Posted 2007-06-18 2:20 PM (#95680 - in reply to #95660)
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LOT o money
I'll pass
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