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Location: Madison, Wisconsin | 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3. |
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Location: Steeler Nation, Hudson Valley Contingent | Why you male, chauvinist, but extremely funny pig! :D |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Originally posted by willard:
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Further clairification;
This IS the female 'F' word.
When she says "FINE!", you're F-ed. |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Actually, unfortunately, it's not humorous. It's perceptive and on the mark. |
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Location: Pacific Northwest Inland Empire | I'm struggling to recall the last day I DIDN'T hear one of those words. "You have to sleep" is an ominous comment, also. |
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Location: East Tennessee | a.k.a. Trader Jim
'83 1537
'97 collectors
'06 collectors...soon
'06 collectors...soon ??
Jim,
Read #4 :D |
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Location: Madison, Wisconsin | seesquare, in my house it's "You must be tired" or "You must be fighting a cold or something are you sure you feel all right?". |
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Location: Madison, Wisconsin | I gotta say, I've fallen for #4 way too often, especially when it comes to guitars and woodworking tools. |
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Location: South of most, North of few | Originally posted by Gospel Guitar Guy:
a.k.a. Trader Jim
'83 1537
'97 collectors
'06 collectors...soon
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Jim,
Read #4 :D
...and the ovation sign doesn't count. |
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Location: New South Wales, Australia | "We need to talk".......always scares the hell out of me :eek: |
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Location: Sunshine State, Australia | Originally posted by ozwatto:
"We need to talk".......always scares the hell out of me :eek: Oh, yeah. THAT one
Scares me too.
Must be an Australian thing... |
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Location: Pacific Northwest Inland Empire | No, that one is global. Reach for the Bromo- it's gonna be a rough ride! |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Seesquare, trying to remember when you didn't hear one of those....
I'm trying to remember a day when I didn't hear all of them! |
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OT: 9 Words Women Use