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| If anyone would like to see a great band, I'm sure there's a great band touring near you.
However, if anyone is interested in checking out a sub-par, half-assed acoustic cover band, well then, have I got a show for YOU!!!
Two Man Group, will be playing at the Cloverleaf Tavern in Caldwell, NJ on Saturday December 3rd from 9 pm to 1 am.
Cloverleaf Tavern
973-226-9812
395 Bloomfield Avenue Caldwell, NJ 07006
http://www.cloverleaftavern.com/directions.htm
Hopefully this time we MAY actually be healthy enough to sing something. On the flip side, if you have any luck, you'll be sick and your ears'll be clogged.
Please vist www.twomangroup.net <------Great cake recipes abound.
BTW ~ For those of you that know Cliff personally, please come anyway.
Thanks ~ Rick
www.twomangroup.net |
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Location: NJ | I wouild pay you not to play jimmy buffet songs |
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| Deal. Please send checks to me via Paypal at www.twomangroup.net.
Thanks in advance.
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Location: GA USA | Sorry, Al. I'm pretty sure "Let's Get Drunk And..." is their signature tune. |
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| We did play that one.
Once. |
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Location: NJ | p-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-t-t-t-t!!!!
Hey! . . . . Dickless,
Before you direct somebody to our webpage . . .
. . . make sure it's been updated first . . .
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Location: NJ | . . . and the word is spelled "descends", Stoopitt. |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Do you mean you're going to finally do your bio, Cliff? |
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Location: NJ | I prefer to remain a "Man of Mystery" . . . .
(besides, we HAD to put Rick's bio up there because of Meagan's Law) |
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| It's going to be updated today.
Also, as a sign of defiance, I'm going to leave it mispelled. My way of 'sticking it to the Man'.
(In this case, "the Man" being the considerably older, slightly less talented half of TMG). |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | I checked out the pictures of the pig roast. I love playing at pig roasts. They're the best. |
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Location: NJ | I don't have a pay pal account. Looks like I will have to come in person .... |
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Location: NJ | ". . . I checked out the pictures of the pig roast . . "
That was no Pig . . . that was my Partner. |
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Location: NJ | This place's got great food, Al . . . |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Isn't the word hapless? |
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Location: SoCal | "Isn't the word hapless?"
When it comes to TMG, the word is helpless..... |
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Location: NJ | . . . actually, it's hopeless. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | North Jersey must be pretty lax about enforcing obscenity laws. |
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Location: NJ | There're obscenity laws?? |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Apparently just for everyone else in the state, Cliff. |
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Location: NJ | Good. They NEED it . . . |
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| Originally posted by cliff:
". . . I checked out the pictures of the pig roast . . "
That was no Pig . . . that was my Partner. BA-ZING. |
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| The only thing obscene about TMG is, well frankly, the whole thing is more of a disaster than any Irwin Allen film. |
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| Originally posted by cliff:
This place's got great food, Al . . . Wait, wait, wait....you call me fat and yet YOU seem to always comment on the validity of the foodstuffs.
**And if you're just trying to con him into coming by 'talking up' the food, then let me say that, "The pork chops are the finest this side of the Ohio River."
PS ~ The site's updated. |
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Location: Michigan | tmg, you guys have an imressive song list. are those songs you know or just ones youve herd at one time or another? :) ) |
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Location: NJ | Thank God for the FakeBook . . . . . |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | What's more impressive is that they've transposed every song in to the same key. Dave |
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Location: NJ | Had to.
The only kazoo we own is a Bflat one . . . |
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| Remember to come see TMG's amazing kazoo tomorrow night.
Be there or B flat... |
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Location: NJ | oy. :rolleyes: |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I'll bring the bongos. |
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| Jeff...
Please do not. This would only show our lack of timing. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I'd "fit" right in.
Many folks have told me they just can't count on me... |
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Location: Upper Left USA | I have been known to promote Teamwork where I work. When I am made part of a Crew everyone else seems to be working harder than they did before I showed up! :rolleyes: |
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| Originally posted by Jeff W.:
I'd "fit" right in.
Many folks have told me they just can't count on me... Cue rimshot.... :) |
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Two Man Group decends upon the helpless in Caldwell...