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LBJ![]() |
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Joined: March 2007 Posts: 665 Location: Tychy, Poland | My girlfriend played on my Legend last Tuesday. She had too long nails and she scratched fingerboard on 2nd fret (3mm long, 1 mm wide scratch). I haven't talked to her since. | ||
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schroeder![]() |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 4413 | If her nails are that sharp I would be very careful what I let her hold. | ||
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 1374 | grab some 000 steel wool, and some mineral oil and buff it right off.... good as new... otherwise the mineral oil, might be your new imaginary girlfriend's assistant. Glenn | ||
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Trader Jim![]() |
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Joined: June 2006 Posts: 7307 Location: South of most, North of few | De-claw her. | ||
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Capo Guy![]() |
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Joined: December 2004 Posts: 4394 Location: East Tennessee | Buy her a beater to play. | ||
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Joined: September 2004 Posts: 1180 Location: Vermont USA | "I haven't talked to her since" This is a joke right :) Pauly | ||
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Joined: December 2004 Posts: 370 Location: Isle of Man, UK | If her nails are that long and sharp... Talk to her. Quickly. Start with flowers, work your way up from there. Never mind who's fault it is. If there's nail enough to scratch the fretboard, think of the alternatives... JB | ||
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LBJ![]() |
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Joined: March 2007 Posts: 665 Location: Tychy, Poland | it's not a joke. but... thanks for tips. I think i will call her today. Ahh... she knows me, i think she got used to my guitarophilia. Capo Guy: she has a classical guitar, and i think about giving her my Cort Katana electric, if i won't get fair price for it, she likes Marylin Manson and hard rock in general, so maybe she will catch interest in playing. edit: JB? Flowers? i'd rather make her buy me a new guitar care set than buy her flowers for scratching MY Ovation :-) | ||
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G8r![]() |
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Joined: November 2006 Posts: 3969 | Originally posted by LBJ: LBJ - read my shirt: it's not a joke. but... thanks for tips...Flowers? i'd rather make her buy me a new guitar care set than buy her flowers for scratching MY Ovation :-) ![]() The answer is YES. But you know what? Some flowers, maybe some jewelry now and then, and you get a SWMBO who insists that you buy a Larrivee that you don't really need. | ||
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Joined: February 2008 Posts: 158 Location: South Windsor Connecticut | Guitars are made to be played. We all make mistakes. If I had all the guitars in the world and lost my wife, where would I be? Oh my dad asked me, "If a tree fell in the woods and no one heard it, would the man still be wrong"? | ||
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Tupperware![]() |
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Joined: January 2005 Posts: 4903 Location: Phoenix AZ | Originally posted by TOPDOGJIM: I'd probably be a better guitar player.If I had all the guitars in the world and lost my wife, where would I be? | ||
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Tim in Tidewater![]() |
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Joined: December 2005 Posts: 1234 Location: Tidal Mudflats of Virginia | Originally posted by TOPDOGJIM: I'd be Retired and a better guitar player :DIf I had all the guitars in the world and lost my wife, where would I be? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tuppy, I'd probably be a better guitar player. | ||
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Designzilla![]() |
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Joined: December 2004 Posts: 2150 Location: Orlando, FL | LBJ, Use the 000 steel wool, and mineral oil on your girl friend's nails, then everything will be OK. | ||
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LBJ![]() |
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Joined: March 2007 Posts: 665 Location: Tychy, Poland | hah ;-) I've talked to her, she told me she didn't call because she was afraid of my reaction when i will notice nick on fingerboard (rotfl - am i THAT evil?) - i've noticed that scratch day after - and she told me she's sorry for it. I told her to cut her nails and come play again :-) naah. funny thing is that legend has already had broken top, broken neck, dinged bowl, has more cracks on it than it;s possible to imagine, but fingerboard was virtually last place that haven't been damaged till now, and she knew that i like this legend because of neck and how comfortable it is. naaah... she will be my official SWMBO someday, but untill then i have to build my guitar collection, because i know she won't accept any new guitar for more than $500... | ||
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Tupperware![]() |
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Joined: January 2005 Posts: 4903 Location: Phoenix AZ | Originally posted by LBJ: I'd light a few candles, uncork a bottle of wine and ask her HOW sorry is she ? ... and she told me she's sorry Dave | ||
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ProfessorBB![]() |
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Joined: January 2006 Posts: 5881 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | Unless your relationship is absolutely unconditional, then I'm with Dave. Maximize your potential. However, conditional relationships are often measured against some form of relativity scale. How bad was your last screw-up and what did it cost you? | ||
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lanaki![]() |
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Joined: October 2006 Posts: 5575 Location: big island | let her scratch your neck. that will feel so good you'll forget about the guitar. | ||
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Mark in Boise![]() |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 12759 Location: Boise, Idaho | Don't ever buy a nice car. With the fingernails, jewelry, purses, and 5 pounds of crap that women put on key rings, they scratch the hell out of them. Then they wreck 'em. | ||
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LBJ![]() |
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Joined: March 2007 Posts: 665 Location: Tychy, Poland | Originally posted by lanaki: i'm very ticklish on the neck, i don't think this is good idea. let her scratch your neck. that will feel so good you'll forget about the guitar. for a punishment i will order her to learn how to play "Classical GAS" in TE arrangement ;] | ||
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FlySig![]() |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 4073 Location: Utah | Originally posted by Mark in Boise: And then they deny everything. They stand there with a look of total shock when you ask them about the new dent or the pushed in bumper. "Wasn't me" is their response. :rolleyes:Don't ever buy a nice car. With the fingernails, jewelry, purses, and 5 pounds of crap that women put on key rings, they scratch the hell out of them. Then they wreck 'em. | ||
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LBJ![]() |
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Joined: March 2007 Posts: 665 Location: Tychy, Poland | i think you guys forget where i live. Buy her a car ? it would be good if i had one by myself :-) '92 Mitsubishi Galant doesn't count as a car anymore, since every 3000 miles it needs 3 months for repairs. | ||
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Mark in Boise![]() |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 12759 Location: Boise, Idaho | It's all relative. We had a VW van that got a big scratch on the sliding door. SWMBO denied knowing anything about it and concluded somebody must have keyed it. Like someone would care enough to key a VW van. Then it happened again in the same spot. I thought somebody was out to get us. Then I went grocery shopping with her once and she pulls the cart up right next to the sliding door and starts to scrape it down the side of the cart. She probably would have scratched right through the door eventually if I hadn't thrown a fit. What guys like to keep nice and what their significant others like to keep nice are worlds apart. | ||
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