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Location: Omaha | Bailey,
I think you need to come in outta that NM sun now...
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Location: Midland, MI | Bailey-
I am in awe. Speechless. I have to go get a root canal. I'll be thinking of your post.
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Location: SoCal | strains of "Dueling Banjos" played by bandidos...
bandidos or banjidos...same, same. :p |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | I forgot to mention Los Alamos, which is run by various universities, but populated by communist chinese scientists who, because of 50 year old news stories that stated we could not win a war with China because if we set up machine guns and machine gunned them as they marched into our country, they would reproduce faster than we could kill them and within 3 years they would have driven us from our homes and converted Kansas into a massive rice field destroying our beautiful wheat crops. Again, New Mexico would survive because even a Chinaman couldn't stomach our red hot chiles, and our adobes are wose than theirs. Therefore they have taken over Los Alamos and are directing atomic rays at the last bastion of resistance, turning our mariachi bands into prancing, costumed trumpet playing ballet dancers the sight of which will destroy all resistance.
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Location: Minden, Nebraska | Now THAT is scary; subversion in its most sinister form. Vive le Resistance!! |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Bailey,
As the proud owner of the real estate of the first Newkl'er (as GW says) blast rest assured that we here in Worshington still own the 55 gallon drums of stuff used to make the big boy. If seesquare thinks its the Northern Lights a'glowin to the west I don't want to ruin the story!
New Mexico is on my "love to visit" list!
As for "Cheese and rice" - if you put a pig in a dress - it's still just a pig in a dress! |
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Location: NJ | . . . and if you SEE a pig in a dress . . . chances are it's "Closing Time" . . |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | depends if she's got lipstick on...... |
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Location: NJ | . . or if you're "Witko in Amsterdam" . . HE. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Like I said before ... 90% of the features for 50% of the price. Can't beat that. |
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Location: Central Oregon | Originally posted by Tony Calman:
I'm surprised Nils hasn't responded to the Univ of Oregon Ducks and the Oregon State xxxxxx's statement.
Sorry Tony, but I'm not about to argue over a basketball team. Or is it a hockey team? Softball? Whatever. Beavers, now that's something a guy could get into!
Sorry, but I'm afraid my interest in sports could be measured in 'Micro-Giveashits'. :)
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | One thing I noticed here, and it makes me homesick. I arived in Roswell, NM in the late forties when my Spaces.., excuse me, vehicle crashed on the way to an actual civilized planet. My fellow Spacem.., excuse me, travellers, were killed on impact and became the butt of many uncivilized stories and jokes. I, however, escap..., excuse me, took on the characteristics of the typical New Mexican and melted into the society, where I am today. Bluegrass seems to be the closest to my super civilized home planet's, er, I mean, homelands ancient music. This web site has put me in touch with the closest society of alien, er, unusual, beings that I have seen since the honkery tonkery on the ancient planet, er, city, alpha centauri, Ohio.
I think I have met most of you at Roswell's celebration of my arrival. The pictures of the OFC tour show you all without your weird attemps at masks with slanty eyes and green heads but the clothes are the same. Very interesting to an alien, er, out-of-state, anthropologist. The mauve shirt is a declaration of main tom cat on some planets, HI shirts are worn by men of complete mental un hinging on others, who shout at sports displays, and let their wives wash the spaces..., er, car.
Happy Bluegrass earthlings, er buddies, enjoy it while you can, and you can for exactly 3723 hours 20 mins and 43.7778 seconds.
My "vehicle" is nearly ready for launch, it is being built by Studebaker.
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Location: Canton (Detroit), MI | I guess you'll wait awhile for completion, then..... :D
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Location: Omaha | Yeah...don't anyone tell him Studebaker has left the planet without him...
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | It's the CANADIAN Studebaker, I prepaid $7 tingalingie galaxy dollars. They are delivering a copy of a FORD GALAXY vehicle which I understand from the name will allow me to "turn the quarter in less than a Minute" and visit the "wonders of American backroads". A GALAXY in the space continuum is the equivalent of a worm hole, I'm sure Studebaker knows this as they built the AVANTI a well known space traveller.
They wouldn't try to cheat an honest man, would they, the used car industry seems to be built on a solid base of integrity. NASA could learn a lot by studying it, I think thay based the space shuttle on those principles.
I did learn one song on this planet that I will take with me when I leave in my Studebaker, "I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive".
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Location: Central Oregon | "It's the CANADIAN Studebaker, I prepaid $7 tingalingie galaxy dollars."
Isn't that about $42,000 Canadian? Have to check the current exchange rate...
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Nils
C'mon, tell us when YOU landed at Roswell. |
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Location: Warrenton, Virginia | Baily
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Buying a new ovation?
