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Location: Central Oregon | Extortion?? Terrorism?? Geez, all I asked for was a simple bribe!
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with no email.... |
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Location: The Great Pacific Northwest | It seems we've all been shafted.
"I'm talk'n 'bout Shaft... you know that cat I'm talk'n about" |
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Location: Midland, MI | Shut yo mouth |
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Location: Madison, Wisconsin | "He's a Bad Muther Tucker"
(The "T" is for you Miles") |
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Location: The Great Pacific Northwest | Yeah I was trying to work that line out myself... :) |
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | Why is it that I'm hearing the theme from shaft playing in my head?? :eek:
Shaft....Damn Right!! :D |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Steve,
Don't worry, the Gilligan's Island theme will be back in no time!
I've heard you can erase any tune by completing the I Dream of Jeanie tune. The trick is it must be completed!
Your Bud |
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Location: NJ | Thank You, DeVol . . . . |
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Location: NJ | I take that back (and admit my mistake) . . . .
Thank You, Hugo Montenegro . . . .
(got my "TV Composers" a liitle confused . . . sorry. :-) |
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | What do you know!! It Worked!!
But,..Now i've got the I dream of Jeannie theme playing in my head!! :eek: |
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Location: Midland, MI | Originally posted by Stevechapman:
What do you know!! It Worked!!
But,..Now i've got the I dream of Jeannie theme playing in my head!! :eek:
The only cure for that is to hum the theme to Green Acres....all the way through. |
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | Thanks man!! It worked again!!
Green Acres is the place to be...
Oh, no!! Now i can't get this one out of my head!
Does the madness ever stop?? :eek: |
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Location: Upper Left USA | These are "earworms" and as explained by Proffesor Kelaris "several people swear by "completion theories".
Tunes to be played out!
Guitars to be found... |
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Location: NJ | ". . These are "earworms" and as explained by Proffesor Kelaris "several people swear by "completion theories". . ."
I'd heard that on NPR a few weekends ago . . . |
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Location: Midland, MI | Originally posted by cliff:
I'd heard that on NPR a few weekends ago . . .
National Proletariat Radio? I thought they only had that down in the People's Republic of Ann Arbor! (ok, it's a Michigan thing...sorry!)
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Location: Upper Left USA | He's from Jersey Cruster! Haven't you been reading the news?
Anything goes in Jersey! California has the only manly Leader! |
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Location: Midland, MI | Originally posted by MWoody:
He's from Jersey Cruster! Haven't you been reading the news?
Anything goes in Jersey! California has the only manly Leader!
I try to avoid the news. I was a news junky for many years, until I realized I was getting all worked up over nothing...literally. The crap in the 'news' is *not* news, for the most part (who cares about the Guv'nors proclivities if he's doing a good job?) and what *is* news doesn't make it into the 'news.' My blood pressure went way down once I cancelled all those subscriptions. :)
That being said...the scandle in NJ is the result of an intelligence operation. I'd put money on it. Well, not a *lot* of money, but...
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Location: NJ | Don't be patronizing on my account . . . .
I always thought McGreevey was a PUTZ . . . . |
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Location: Midland, MI | Originally posted by cliff:
I always thought McGreevey was a PUTZ . . . .
Hrmm, interesting choice of adjective. I wonder if Yiddishe kop has a new meaning now.
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Location: Central Oregon | If you think that you're in danger
Or you're threatened by a stranger
If you think that you might take a likkin'
Buk buk buk buk
There is something you can do
There's someone who will rescue you
Just caaallll on Super Chicken! BuGAAACKK!
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Location: Upper Left USA | Don't forget about Fred! |
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Location: Midland, MI | Originally posted by MWoody:
Don't forget about Fred!
Fred's a ridin'
Fred's a ridin' Fred
Fred's ridin' Fred
Fred's ridin' Fred
Fred's ridin' Fred
As the man said (after playing the whole song):
This song here was written under the influence of alcohol which has a tendency to make you think things are funnier than what they really are. Had you been drinkin' alcohol at the time of hearing a Fred song, you'd be laying on the floor right now saying that "Fred" song's whipping my ass. Turn it off. |
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Location: NJ | mmmmmmmmm-kay . . . |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Crusty,
Do like Paul Atredes did.
Give in to the Drum Maker!
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Location: Midland, MI | Hokay, I don't know what Dune has to do with any of this, 'cuz I sure ain't the Kwisatz Haderach, no matter what the Bene Gessserit says.
:)
Anyway, those lyrics are from the song 'Fred' by Rodney Carrington....'t'weren't anything *I* made up. If you heard the whole thing it'd be a *whole* lot funnier...and you wouldn't think I'd gone over the edge. In fact:
Fred
By Rodney Carrington
www.rodneycarrington.com
Intro: Em
Em C
He once shot a man just for snoring
D Em
Got out of bed and shot him dead
Em
Well his name was .... (pause)
C
I didn't know what his name was
D Em
so we just called him Fred
Em
He was riding cross the desert
C
on a horse to another town
D Em
looking for a woman in a nightgown
Em
the horses' name was ..... (pause)
C
I didn't know what his name was
D Em
so we just called him Fred
Chorus
Em
ah oh now, Fred's a ridin' Fred's a ridin'
C D
Fred Fred's ridin' Fred, Fred's ridin' Fred
Em
Fred's ridin' Fred
Verse 3
Em
Well he got into the town
C
met a woman in a nightgown
D Em
she was wearin' a frown (hell it rhymes)
Em
well her name was .... (pause)
C
I didn't know what her name was
D Em
so we just called her Fred
repeat chorus
ad lib (continue same chord progression)
That song's called Fred
This song here was written under the influence of alcohol which has a tendency to make you think things are funnier than what they really are. Had you been drinkin' alcohol at the time of hearing a Fred song, you'd be laying on the floor right now saying that "Fred" song's whipping my ass. Turn it off.
If you don't know who Rodney Carrington is...well, I don't know what to tell ya. He cracks me up, though. :) |
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