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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | You'll get to take pictures (and play it) Sept 16th. |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | Better post some pics for the rest of us, eh? |
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Location: NJ | HOw do I spell relief?
A-L-P-E-P |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "My Bologna has a first name, it's, A-L-E-X-A-..... |
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Location: NJ | Alpep . . relieves bloating and constipation. |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Got G.A.S?
Get alpep!
Guaranteed GAS relief, and no shipping aftertaste. |
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Location: NJ | Like a good neighbor Alpep is there. |
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Location: Central Massachusetts |
I Can't Believe it's not alpep.. spray! |
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Location: NJ | "WhazzAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlpep!!" |
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Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | "Alpep it, and forget it!" |
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Location: Tampa, FL | An Alpep a day...
really need to get that spell checker |
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Location: Central Massachusetts | (kids)
It's Happy! It's Fun! It's Alpep!
(announcer)
Yes, it's Alpep, the toy sensation that's sweeping the nation.
Only 14.95 at participating stores!
Get one Today
(background voice)
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to Alpep.
Caution: Alpep may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Alpep contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Alpep on concrete.
Discontinue use of Alpep if any of the following occurs:
* Itching
* Vertigo
* Dizziness
* Tingling in extremities
* Loss of balance or coordination
* Slurred speech
* Temporary blindness
* Profuse Sweating
or
* Heart palpitations
If Alpep begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Alpep may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Alpep should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Alpep, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Alpep include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Alpep has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Alpep.
Alpep comes with a lifetime guarantee.
(announcer)
Alpep! Accept no substitutes!
(Still legal in 18 states!) |
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Location: NJ | Alpep
some assembly required.
batteries not included. |
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Location: closely held secret | alpep.
can be abrasive. |
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Location: NJ | that's VERY abrasive |
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Location: closely held secret | Sorry.
alpep.
can be VERY abrasive. |
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Location: Houston, Texas | Originally posted by dvd:
Do not taunt Alpep.
Hah! You must have gone back and found an old VHS of the "Happy Fun Ball" ad from SNL. That was back when SNL was still watchable and one of their best fake ads.
:D :D |
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Location: Houston, Texas | Alpep
So advanced its like asking a stranger for the time. |
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Location: Central Massachusetts | Originally posted by Joyful Noise:
Hah! You must have gone back and found an old VHS of the "Happy Fun Ball" ad from SNL. That was back when SNL was still watchable and one of their best fake ads.
:D :D Well, I cheated but yeah, one of my all time favorite SNL sketches, along with the whole Buckwheat Assassination sequence. :p |
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Location: NJ | how about the
Alpep-O-matic
the O is for Ovation |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | It's not just a job...
It's an Alpep. |
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USPS Slam Dunk
