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BanjoJ |
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Joined: September 2012 Posts: 811 Location: Thredbo, NSW, Australia | This guy said to me: 'I'm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.' I said: 'Is that a fret?' | ||
Patch |
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Joined: May 2006 Posts: 4221 Location: Steeler Nation, Hudson Valley Contingent | BanjoJ - 2022-03-25 5:42 AM This guy said to me: 'I'm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.' I said: 'Is that a fret?' ----------------------------- That made my kids groan! | ||
numbfingers |
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Joined: January 2006 Posts: 1112 Location: NW Washington State | Slide guitar players fret less. Edited by numbfingers 2022-03-25 3:41 PM | ||
Mike S. |
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Joined: August 2002 Posts: 563 Location: Ottawa, Ontario, CANADA | Hello, Everyone, In my last vinyl recording session, produced here in Ottawa, way back in the mid 80's, I worked with a fellow musician who had a 1983 Ovation Collector's Series guitar. It never stayed in tune in the recording studio, because at the time, he had somehow, inadvertantly, put the wrong gauge (i.e. Mediums, not Lights) of the newest Adamas Strings on it!?, and thus drove both the records' producer, and/or engineers nuts. The group's name/title track was....wait for it...,"DON'T FRET." (Where's the Emoji for, "Insert Rim Shot and Cymbal Crash Here", when you need it?) You can't make this stuff up. Ironic, or what, eh? Mike S. Ottawa, ON., CANADA Edited by Mike S. 2022-03-25 4:44 PM | ||
DanSavage |
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Joined: June 2012 Posts: 2303 Location: Lake Forest, CA | Mike S. - 2022-03-25 2:38 PM ...wait for it...,"DON'T FRET." (Where's the Emoji for, "Insert Rim Shot and Cymbal Crash Here", when you need it?) You can't make this stuff up. Ironic, or what, eh?
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Love O Fair |
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Joined: February 2016 Posts: 1772 Location: When?? | Sometime back there was a bad guitar joke in music news headlines-- "Fender Buys Ovation!" Edited by Love O Fair 2022-03-25 7:29 PM | ||
Mike S. |
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Joined: August 2002 Posts: 563 Location: Ottawa, Ontario, CANADA | Hey, Dan, Thanks for the, "monkey business", as Chuck Berry so aptly put it. The eyeroll just broke me up! Mike S. Ottawa, ON., CANADA | ||
Mike S. |
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Joined: August 2002 Posts: 563 Location: Ottawa, Ontario, CANADA | Hey, Dan, Thanks for the, "monkey business", as Chuck Berry so aptly put it. The eyeroll just broke me up! Mike S. Ottawa, ON., CANADA | ||
Love O Fair |
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Joined: February 2016 Posts: 1772 Location: When?? | That drummer reminds me of someone who is exhausted, with 16 dates still left to play, fed up with his band mates, can't face another meet-and-greet, tired of eating catered turkey sandwiches back stage, can't take another practical joke on the bus, misses sleeping his own bed, and just wants the tour to be over. | ||
shawn |
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Joined: April 2005 Posts: 76 Location: Chapin SC | This young man attacked a guy with his instruments and was arrested. He came before the judge who asked, "first offender?" To which the young man said, "no your Honor. First a Gibson, then a fender". They strung him up | ||
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