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Location: Yucaipa, California | The Ultimate Annoyance :D |
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Location: NJ | They put the "jangly things" on it so that you can locate the severed head AFTER you've smacked it across the f%$#@%^g tree trunk! . . .
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Location: San Bernardino, California | I was thinking that it needed the snares off a snare drum. |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Hey Mr Banjo-tam man
Slay a song for me
In the jingle jangle trash cannable
I'll come following you |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Bailey, shouldn't that last line read "I'll stay away from you"? |
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Location: Corvallis, OR | This shows a creative way to get rid of an old tamborine, left over from the '60s folk scare.
Fortunately, there's no way to transmogrify a washboard.
I hope.
Felix |
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Location: Yucaipa, California | "Fortunately there's no way to transmogrify a washboard"
...oh yeah??!
Zyedco Washboard Necktie |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Banjo-tam man
Banjo-tam man
How much of this stuff do he think we can stand?!
So much rhythym, grace, and debonair for just one man
Run away, when
Banjo-tam man start to play |
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Location: puerto vallarta, mexico | Originally posted by felix:
This shows a creative way to get rid of an old tamborine, left over from the '60s folk scare.
Fortunately, there's no way to transmogrify a washboard.
I hope.
Felix
we have a washboard player in one of the bands. cymbal, blocks, cow bell, whistle, bulb horn and a washboard all hanging on a 6'4'' bald guy wearing black gloves with thimbles glued to the finger tips; it's a real crowd pleaser. there are a couple of other locals that play spoons. another real crowd pleaser. seems here in vacationland, wierd is ok, at least with the crowd. sometimes there is limit to what works to keep the groove. with a washboard the groove is more like an errosion channel.
that banjorine thing however is pushing the limit. i say it should be turned over and used like a collection basket in church to collect tips for the band. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | A wonderful Christmas gift for Debanjo Rheinhardt who also lives in Ashville. |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Can't help it
Must be genetics
Fell in love with the necktie
Want one to go with my banjo-tam
I can play foggy mountain with arm #1
Shake the tam with arm #2
Twist the Earl's breakdown tuners with arm #3
Play zydeco on me necktie with arm # 4
Scratch my behind with arm # 5
Wave at my fans with arm # 6
Flip the bird to s-heads from OFC with arm # 7
Curse 20 years at General Atomics with head # 1
Post trash on web with head # 2
Thank God that I am normal when I see Al Franken |
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Location: State College, PA | Now we need a two-neck version made from a vintage set of bongos - the Banjo-bong!
"Hey Punk, where you goin' with those buttons on yer shirt?
Hey Punk, where you goin' with those buttons on yer shirt?
I'm goin' to the love-in to sit and play my banjo-bong in the dirt!"
With apologies to Francis Zappa's ka...
Michael
State College, PA |
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Location: Tennessee | "Banjo-bong".
Finally a worthwhile idea for a banjo. But will the idea hold water?
Coming next, how about Big Bambu-Banjo? "Look at the size of that mother. We'll never fit it on the album cover". (Apologies to Tommy and Senor Marin). |
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Location: NJ | ". . . sure as hell play jumprope with it, tho' . . "
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And you thought a regular banjo was annoying!
