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Location: Utica, NY | No need to ever again feel worthless and impotent for your insurmountable shortcomings and inability to properly worship at the alter of the "Professional Guitar Teacher":
http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/product/personalthings/howtobooks...
And I quote:
"In the past, many people gave up trying to learn the guitar because it often took at least 6 months, several expensive lessons, repetitive practice, and sore fingers, with little to show for their efforts. Now anybody, even young children, regardless of age, time, talent, or temperament (YES, EVEN YOU!), can play their favorite songs immediately."
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Ah yes, there's that elusive fourth chord... HERE with video! |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | so in order to find the fourth chord all you need is a fifth? |
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| My 1621-4 didn't come with one of those push button rigs back in 74 and my fingers got sore a few times - is there anyone I can sue? |
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Location: Whitecourt, Ab | so in order to find the fourth chord all you need is a fifth? If you drink a fifth you'll find a fourth? |
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Location: Corpus Christi, TX | Actually a fifth is smaller than a fourth so by drinking a fifth you won't find a fourth, unless of course it's your 3rd fifth then you could find a fourth. If you can move!!!
Merry Christmas all!!! |
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Location: Flahdaw | Why would this product surprise you? I think too many people would rather buy guitars than learn to play 'em. |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Yeah, but like the ad says - "...it often takes six months or more to learn how to play". Who's got time like that to put into it? And that's just to learn. To become REALLY good you're probably talking a whole year! |
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Location: Budd Lake, NJ | I guess their approach to art would be four crayons, red, yellow, blue and black. I suppose you can draw pretty much anything that way, too, but the four-crayon approach to music isn't going to turn out any more picturesque than the four-crayon approach to art.
Still, I guess it's o.k., as long as you want all your music to sound the same after awhile--I wonder what the device for chords 5-8 looks like....(shuddering.)
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Location: Atlanta, GA. | This should be advertised directly behind any number of those "play golf better today" gadgets.
Probably work as well too! |
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Location: Vernon CT | I can picture a begginer with that alternating base note/strum pattern too. :rolleyes: |
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Location: Flahdaw | Originally posted by Weaser P:
Yeah, but like the ad says - "...it often takes six months or more to learn how to play". Who's got time like that to put into it? And that's just to learn. To become REALLY good you're probably talking a whole year! You got it. If you buy one guitar a month, after a year you'd have like, I don't know, 10 or so. Then you're a player. |
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Location: Hot Springs, S.D. | WooHoo! I recognize that! I actually had a student (for about five minutes) who came to me for lessons saying he had arthritis and had to use that thing. This is a guy who owns a local restaurant too. Not only did he have that thing stuck on his guitar, but the guitar was FILTHY, with food and beverage spills on it, and it even had a DEAD FLY stuck to the peghead! I was so grossed out because I had actually eaten in his reataurant once. :( |
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Location: Utica, NY | Originally posted by CanterburyStrings:
but the guitar was FILTHY, with food and beverage spills on it, and it even had a DEAD FLY stuck to the peghead! I have had guitars known to look like this at times....
The guy in the demo video (if it can actually be called that) might just be Three Chord Monty! |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | What cha' got, Ah say, what ya GOT there is a kit to turn YOR geetar into a 6 stink harpsichord! |
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