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The perfect crime
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| TAFKAR |
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Joined: April 2008 Posts: 2985 Location: Sydney, Australia | Now we all know that SWMBO puts unreasonable limits on things the number and quality of guitars that we have: "Why do you need another one? What's wrong with that one?" and so on. Things are a bit more difficult when SWMBO regularly looks at credit card and bank statements, so even if she didn't notice the guitar, she'd notice the money. For a while I've been unhappy with my 12 string celebrity, we haven't bonded at all. Probably unfairly, given the company it keeps. It's a CC245 - basically a black one of these: Well a very generous benefactor (thanks again) has won one of these: for me on Aussie Ebay and will let me pay it off from my pocket money (which is not audited). We're guessing SWMBO won't notice the difference. Of course there will be a tricky little in/out deal where I smuggle the new one in/old one out. | ||
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| TAFKAR |
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Joined: April 2008 Posts: 2985 Location: Sydney, Australia | Bugger! Pictures didn't post and my battery's about to die. | ||
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| Mitzdawg |
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| Joined: July 2004 Posts: 766 Location: New Hampsha | Let me help with the pictures! I think the first picture was supposed to be this: And the second one was supposed to be: makes perfect sense, now! :D | ||
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| 2ifbyC |
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| Joined: December 2006 Posts: 6268 Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Originally posted by Mitzdawg: makes perfect sense, now! :D ![]() | ||
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| TAFKAR |
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Joined: April 2008 Posts: 2985 Location: Sydney, Australia | And here's me thinking someone's going to help out with the right pictures. Try again: (just imagine it being black) and ![]() | ||
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| Mark in Boise |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 12759 Location: Boise, Idaho | It worked for me. I replaced an Applause 12 with a Balladeer 12. Maybe it was just in the midst of buying so many guitars she got confused. | ||
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| fillhixx |
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Joined: November 2005 Posts: 4832 Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | As long as the headstock and COLOUR are the same, she'll never notice. ...or just tell her you painted it black because that's a better stage colour. | ||
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| stonebobbo |
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Joined: August 2002 Posts: 8307 Location: Tennessee | Originally posted by TAFKAR: That's why I keep several pairs of big boy pants in my closet. Sometimes you've got to put them on and do what you've got to do. Explain the way it's gonna be. Sometimes it comes down to a WOW moment. That's life.Now we all know that SWMBO puts unreasonable limits on things the number and quality of guitars that we have: "Why do you need another one? What's wrong with that one?" and so on. | ||
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| ProfessorBB |
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Joined: January 2006 Posts: 5881 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | Hey, I replaced a lawnmower with a Harley, kept it under a canvas cover in the garage, and it went unnoticed for about 8 months. Then, unfortunately, all hell broke loose. | ||
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| Mark in Boise |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 12759 Location: Boise, Idaho | Originally posted by ProfessorBB: Talk about off track! At least we were talking about guitars, but I still laughed. Hey, I replaced a lawnmower with a Harley, kept it under a canvas cover in the garage, and it went unnoticed for about 8 months. Then, unfortunately, all hell broke loose. As long as we're off, I replaced a tan Ford Fiesta with my first red Porsche, but it was with SWMBO's blessing and encouragement. | ||
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| cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | DING! | ||
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| Patch |
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Joined: May 2006 Posts: 4233 Location: Steeler Nation, Hudson Valley Contingent | I sold my Taylor and replaced it with a really nice Martin and LOTS of Ovations. | ||
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| moody, p.i. |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 15678 Location: SoCal | Originally posted by stonebobbo: Better to seek forgiveness than ask permission...Originally posted by TAFKAR: That's why I keep several pairs of big boy pants in my closet. Sometimes you've got to put them on and do what you've got to do. Explain the way it's gonna be. Sometimes it comes down to a WOW moment. That's life. Now we all know that SWMBO puts unreasonable limits on things the number and quality of guitars that we have: "Why do you need another one? What's wrong with that one?" and so on. | ||
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| nikon4004 |
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Joined: September 2008 Posts: 1281 Location: Ohio | Tried to replave the old model wife with a 22 year old. She figured out where I took har and found her way back.. Got my AS* handed to me,,,,,,,lol | ||
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| bvince |
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Joined: September 2005 Posts: 3619 Location: GATLINBURG TENNESSEE :) | I just explaned the proposed "self-imposed" 1-in-1-out rule to her, after explaning I was reducing the herd from 12 to 8 first. Then while she was pondering how sacrificial and diplomatic I was, I transformed a collection of 12 medeocre guitars to 8 very nice ones. Then I continued to upgrade from that 8, so she has come to the point of acceptance and ignorance (: I know ... That's devious, and I SHOULD be ashamed of myself, but if push came to shove and I needed cash, the guitars are a nice transferrable investment. She has seen a couple turn to cash before for funding a vacation trip to her parents house. Hey ... at least I'm not collecting sportscars or recreational toys. | ||
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| fillhixx |
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Joined: November 2005 Posts: 4832 Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Just tell her, "They're cheaper than girlfriends and neither of us has to give up half the house......" | ||
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| Nubilee |
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Joined: January 2010 Posts: 15 | Sorry, I'm still back on the llama and the zeppelin.... *chuckle* | ||
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| TAFKAR |
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Joined: April 2008 Posts: 2985 Location: Sydney, Australia | Any tactics on how to get the guitar in/out without SWMBO noticing? I think I need an accomplice. | ||
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| AussieJames |
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Joined: June 2007 Posts: 3084 Location: Brisbane Australia | That's most probably going to be me!!! ;) AJ | ||
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| TAFKAR |
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Joined: April 2008 Posts: 2985 Location: Sydney, Australia | You'd be the best possible distraction walking in with a few case, leaving with a few cases. You already have blood on your hands! | ||
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| stonebobbo |
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Joined: August 2002 Posts: 8307 Location: Tennessee | Originally posted by TAFKAR: Why? Go to the closet and get a pair of big boy pants. Be. A. Man. Do the right thing. Any tactics on how to get the guitar in/out without SWMBO noticing? Nothing good ever comes from secrets and deceit between spouses. Relationships that can't handle the truth never survive the lies. | ||
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| Joe Rotax |
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Joined: February 2008 Posts: 747 | My wife is my best friend so I wouldn't try to put one over on her plus she's a musician and would notice if I swapped in the HD28 that I want. As for cars, I been road racing all my life and she has never once said anything negative about it so I think that's pretty cool. | ||
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| Michael R. Winters |
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Joined: September 2002 Posts: 806 Location: Seymour, Tennessee | My wife is really cool about stuff like that, I asked her if I could buy a particular guitar from a member here when I get back and she was like, "Of course! You never buy anything for yourself." I've got me a good one. Besides, she doesn't want me to put my foot down and tell her to go make me a sammich! HA HA HA HA | ||
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| an4340 |
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Joined: May 2003 Posts: 4389 Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | The best thing is to say: Man, my drug addict friend "fill in the blank" needed some funds so I bought his "fill in the blank." works like a charm. | ||
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| Old Man Arthur |
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Joined: September 2006 Posts: 10777 Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | The best thing is to say: Man, my drug addict friend "fill in the blank" needed some funds so I bought his "fill in the blank." works like a charm. :eek: Bail Money? :eek: | ||
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The perfect crime