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Location: Texas | All I can think of is:
Sorry, I have to walk my dog. You know dogs. They need their exercise.
PLEASE HELP!!!
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Location: Atlanta, GA. | "I'm already married"!
"I went to a wedding ONCE before. Didn't care for how it turned out".
"I always crack-up when they start playing 'Here comes the bride'". |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | I vote #2 |
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Location: Central Oregon | "My only good T shirt has obscenity on the front." |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | You don't want me there. I snore. |
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Location: Tennessee | I Knew The Bride When She Used to Rock and Roll - Nick Lowe |
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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | My parole officer won't allow me to go into that neighborhood. |
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Location: NJ | "I'm sorry, I can't go to your Wedding . .
. . but, I PROMISE to make it to th'NextOne . . "
WorksEveryTime. |
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Location: Chicago | I'll attend on Facebook. |
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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | I go with Cliff's response. |
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Location: NJ | Originally posted by cliff:
"I'm sorry, I can't go to your Wedding . .
. . but, I PROMISE to make it to th'NextOne . . "
WorksEveryTime. I think I actually sent that to temp when he got married |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Sergio,
You of all people have the best excuse.All you have to do is say" I just booked a 6 month gig. I'll be on the road starting...(What day did you say the wedding is?)". ;) |
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Location: Upper Left USA | "I'll check with my voices, how many of us can attend?"
"What should I wear, the Remmington or the Browning?"
"Only if there's a clear line between the Groom's side and the Bride's side of the Cousins!" |
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Location: GATLINBURG TENNESSEE :) | I think I'm coming down with something ... it could be the swine flu. |
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Location: Seymour, Tennessee | "I have to report to prison on that day."
"I have to be in court for my final sentencing hearing that day."
"Who the hell are you?" |
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| Thank them, then send them some super high prices for acoustic entertainment. |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | I'm guessing that the truth won't work? Sometimes that's the easiest. since that's the case, just say you have a prior committment to:
a)gig (that was a good one)
b)work
c)bought non refundable tickets for a ski trip
Just ignore it, and maybe it'll go away. |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | It might not work if the truth is:
1. You don't know me, but only invited me so I'd bring a gift;
2. My trip to the wedding will probably last longer than the marriage;
3. What's the point of making it "legal" after all these years? I can think of a lot more entertaining events that won't cost me as much.
I actually asked the last question recently and was told that she was pregnant again and figured she'd never be able to get into her wedding dress after this one. |
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Location: Atlanta, GA. | Uh Sergio... this is NOT your wedding, is that correct???
If so, we'll hafta refer to a different chapter in the "excuse book". |
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Location: NJ | Hep C. |
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| Best Excuse For Not Attending A Wedding....
You could end up married. |
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Location: Texas | No, this is not my wedding, I have been happily married for 26 years.
It is a family wedding and I got to find the best excuse not to attend.
There are many good ones here, thanks guys, please keep'em coming.
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Location: Flahdaw | Originally posted by Country Artist:
please keep'em coming.
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Serge Okay, you asked for it. Try this....
"Well, witnessing your fiancee commit to going from 5 guys down to just one will be worth it!"
If you don't get un-invited, at least they won't care that you don't show up. |
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Location: Ontario Canada | Originally posted by Country Artist:
No, this is not my wedding, I have been happily married for 26 years.
It is a family wedding and I got to find the best excuse not to attend.
There are many good ones here, thanks guys, please keep'em coming.
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Serge Isn't family wonderful. You said.... I have been happily married for 26 years.
Jimbob said....You have no choice. Especially if it is SWMBO family. |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | "I'm old enough to do what I want and live with the consequences. I'm not going." |
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OT: Best Excuse For Not Attending A Wedding...Please help!
