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| ..poor glen is never going to live that pic down.. |
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Location: NJ | he better hope that THAT'S not the one they use for the "stamp" . . . |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Originally posted by Steve:
..poor glen.. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade!
Add gin and stir...
(yeah the pic is embarrassing, or humbling, depending on how he chooses to take it. But as our hero Beretta used to say..."shut up, woman!"
...no no..
"If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.") |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Hey Bailey! Good to know you're still with us.
Here's a fact you didn't know:At the moment that picture was taken, GC was thinking about the signature truss rod cover.
Actually, there've been times where I've felt like that picture and thank god there were no cameras. |
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| ...I also heard he was just mugging for the camera when that was taken...(no pun intended) |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Guys
I must admit that I am very close to the same age as Glen, and would probably fare badly in front of a camera if caught driving while under he influence. Therefore, I stay home and never get above the legal limit, .08, and I NEVER exceed .09 as then I would be PUI, POSTING UNDER the INFLUENCE!!!
Al and Miles would then have to make an arrest and we would have Duke University all over again as they made accusations of wild parties, and sexual atrocities right here in Las Cruces, home of the much aligned three crosses representing a christian way of life.
NO WAY!!
MWoody
If you get elected and I become a "poet lauriate", by modern traditions, I would have to learn not to rhyme or make any sense at all except to certain denizens of padded cells! But, I accept the challenge.
MWoody is our candidate
He has gas because of what he ate
He kisses babies to hide the gas
And blames rheir diapers for the pass
See what a great poet can do to insure the election!!!
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Location: atlanta | I'm fond of 5-7-5 Haikus....
Las Cruces cops watch
Bailey stumble from the bar
Lawyer makes his bond
Best--
Dave K. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | There once was a man they called Bailey
His arrivals were rarer than Hailey's
A rant or a prayer
whatever he shared
Would hit like O'Reilly's Shillelagh! |
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Location: closely held secret | Nice, Woodster! |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | The Wabbit once known as Waskel
Was stuck in his Ivory Castel
While gibing at those
With less purpley prose
Enjoined yet in internet battel |
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Location: closely held secret | Uh, Phil... I think limericks are supposed to rhyme... |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Use a Cott'ney accent (think airy-pawt-uh = Harry Potter) and it does!
If that doesn't work for you try singing "I'm Henery the Eighth I am"... |
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Location: closely held secret | An Ovation player named Phil
On Vancouver Island did dwell
Though he's lithe and he's lean
He still looks like Red Green
And he speaks Can-a-Dian as well. |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Keep yer stick on the ice, I'm pullin' for ya.
PS: That's pronounced CanAY-jun. |
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Location: closely held secret | Coincedence? I don't think so. Red, we love ya, even if you are hiding out.
If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
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Location: NJ | Okay, . . . I'll bite.
WhoTheHell is Red Green?? |
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Location: closely held secret | The one on the right.
See! I knew Phil looked like him, Cliff can't even tell them apart!
The Red Green Show |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I CAN'T BELIEVE Cliff doesn't know [of] Red Green. |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | It's the eyes. Mine are BS brown.
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Well, if Cliff also doesn't know about
Red Dwarf
I will lose all respect for his cultural
awareness and regard him as one of those cultural
troglodites who regard Star Drek and
The Ptarmigan Family as the
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Location: Boise, Idaho | I have a hat that's more like Red's if you want it, Phil. |
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Location: closely held secret | I find it hard to believe as well. So many wasted years not being able to quote him.
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati. |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Thanks anyway, Mine's a Tilley . The ultimate in Canadian headwear.
Illegitimi Non Carborundum |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by fillhixx:
Illegitimi Non Carborundum I try not to. |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | My mission on earth is now completed!!
I have triggered an acknowledgement by the OFCers of Red Green who, even though he claims Canada as his home, presents the absolutely perfect presentation of life in Conneaut Ohio that I recall in the 50's. Every one of his characters went to Conneaut High and met in the bars in Conneaut Harbor (Conneaut was a major lake boat harbor), we also drove many copies of the Possum van and modified old Hudsons and Studebakers with about as much success as Red.
I worked in Ashtabula on the shores of Possum Lake where the water in the creeks ran white with chemicals from chemical plants that would dissolve stainless steel. I should know, one of my jobs as a zirconium chemical plant laboratory worker in the late 50's was to take samples from our plant effluent and test it for solids etc., usually the sample was solid before I put it on the hot plate giving results like 110% solids of unknown composition.
Ohio woke up and clamped down after all the fish died, in the 40's Lake Erie had many commercial fisheries where you could get delicious fried bluegill and perch darn cheap, or you could catch your own and fry them up, either way they were heavenly.
Red Green's Possum Lake is Lake Erie in the 60's, but they managed to save it in the 70's.
By then I was in CAL-E-FORN-E-A eating smoked tuna and Lobster from Ensenada.
If your wife can't find you youthful at least she can find you tasteful.
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Information request on Glen Campbell
