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Location: Newington, CT | Originally posted by CanterburyStrings:
Not trying to speak for Willa here, but if you can make a girl laugh, you probably have a higher intellect than the average male. (Just kidding guys...) Hmmmm...I sense a bit o'bitternes, here! |
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Location: SoCal | Originally posted by alpep:
I had a bumper sticker on my car when I was in college.....
on my 67 olds delmont 88 425
big cats are dangerous
but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
passenger side said
don't laugh your daughter may be in this car.
hope that did not offend anyone You're just asking for a vacation, young man.... |
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C'mon, Dave. You can do better than THAT!
(#5 is my favorite)
1. Don't imagine
you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal..
(KIDDING GUYS!)
;)
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Location: Phoenix AZ | You're right, WOW was not the appropriate response for this one. |
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Location: Hot Springs, S.D. | :D :D :p |
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Location: Newington, CT | Ooooooooooookay...I guess "a bit o'bitterness" was really a bit o'an UNDERstatement! |
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Location: Hot Springs, S.D. | Guys, it's all right there in the title of this thread. ;) |
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Location: Newington, CT | Originally posted by CanterburyStrings:
Guys, it's all right there in the title of this thread. ;) But, what if we already ARE humble?
I mean, I'm really, REALLY humble! I'm the humblest man around! I set humility world records! I run humble rings around people! I'm HUMBLER than humble! Why, I'm so humble...I'm so humble...I'm so colossally, stupendously, marvelously, fantastically, fabulously, cataclysmically, delightfully, humble that I...I...ummmm...erm I don't need...errrr...
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Location: closely held secret | ...and the pitcher takes his stance... checks first... he's winding up... looks like a curve ball... |
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Humbling stuff...
