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MWoody
Posted 2009-01-20 11:08 AM (#432739)
Subject: Way OT: Gotta Chuckle...



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Location: Upper Left USA		Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.


A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'
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stephent28
Posted 2009-01-20 11:53 AM (#432740 - in reply to #432739)
Subject: Re: Way OT: Gotta Chuckle...



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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066		Funny stuff Woody...thanks for the early brightening of my day!
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Captain Lovehandles
Posted 2009-01-20 12:30 PM (#432741 - in reply to #432739)
Subject: Re: Way OT: Gotta Chuckle...



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Location: GA USA		One day Porter Wagoner heard a voice telling him "Go to Vegas", but an eagle swooped down and flew off with his golf ball.
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2ifbyC
Posted 2009-01-20 12:53 PM (#432742 - in reply to #432739)
Subject: Re: Way OT: Gotta Chuckle...
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast
Originally posted by Captain_Lovehandles:
One day Porter Wagoner heard a voice telling him "Go to Vegas", but an eagle swooped down and flew off with his golf ball.
"How much is that new?"

Ahhh, the memories!
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Trader Jim
Posted 2009-01-20 1:19 PM (#432743 - in reply to #432739)
Subject: Re: Way OT: Gotta Chuckle...


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Posts: 7307

Location: South of most, North of few
Originally posted by 2ifbyC:
Originally posted by Captain_Lovehandles:
One day Porter Wagoner heard a voice telling him "Go to Vegas", but an eagle swooped down and flew off with his golf ball.
"How much is that new?"

Ahhh, the memories!
yup!
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Oddball
Posted 2009-01-20 5:10 PM (#432744 - in reply to #432739)
Subject: Re: Way OT: Gotta Chuckle...


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Location: CA		"I'm not saying my wife talks a lot, but the last time we went on vacation, her tongue got sunburned."

— Alan King
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Waskel
Posted 2009-01-20 5:17 PM (#432745 - in reply to #432739)
Subject: Re: Way OT: Gotta Chuckle...



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Location: closely held secret		Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'

Charles continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says, 'You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.'

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edensharvest
Posted 2009-01-20 11:46 PM (#432746 - in reply to #432739)
Subject: Re: Way OT: Gotta Chuckle...


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Posts: 1634

Location: Chehalis, Washington
Originally posted by MWoody:
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.


A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'
Nice Mike, as always...that just made my night! :D
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