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FlySig
Posted 2008-01-22 3:59 PM (#59141)
Subject: You all have corrupted my daughter.



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Nope, not my fault. All yours, collectively. We're talking a fifteen year old innocent little girl.

So, a friend of hers was promised a new guitar for Christmas by her mom. The friend decides she wants an Ovation, having heard my daughter's 1778T Red Flame, and drags my daughter along to the Guitar Center to go shopping. After playing several guitars and plugging them in, she has fallen in love with a 1778LX with only the bass side eppis, gloss black. (Actually, it carries a GC number, GC17?).

So the friend asks how much it costs and the salesman quotes her a number. Then he says that she really should also buy the case for an additional $100. At which point my fifteen year old speaks up and says that the factory ships a case with the guitar, so the case should be included in the price he quoted. The salesman says that the case costs extra. My girl grabs her friend by the arm and pulls her towards the door, saying "Come on, there are other places that sell Ovations".

At which point she hears the salesman call after them "Wait. Please..."

Dang, not only did she chalk up an intervention, she out negotiated the salesman. (Who ended up OK on his commission since she also got an amp, some computer recording stuff, and misc doodads).

Your influence over my family is very distressing.
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G8r
Posted 2008-01-22 4:03 PM (#59142 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.


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You've raised her well, proud poppa. With that moxie no one's ever gonna take advantage of her. Great story!
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Waskel
Posted 2008-01-22 4:05 PM (#59143 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.



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Good for her. Can't wait to hear about her negotiations with you for a car.
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fillhixx
Posted 2008-01-22 4:12 PM (#59144 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.



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Can't speak for myself but Cliff is proud to have helped put some cojones on your daughter. Good on her. (and you)
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FlicKreno aka Solid Top
Posted 2008-01-22 4:22 PM (#59145 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.


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Allways Glad to help...about the car that WABB. mentioned , try keep it domestic , something as simple as a CORVETTE would be good enough for a young thing like her... :)

Vic
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2008-01-22 4:26 PM (#59146 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.


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I hope she can apply the same lesson to many other areas of her life. I used to really enjoy doing that to car salesmen, but I've grown soft in my old age. I hope she gets to the point where she can use the line, "well the last thing I need is another guitar."
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FlySig
Posted 2008-01-22 4:26 PM (#59147 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.



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Originally posted by Solid Top aka Enfant Terrible:
Allways Glad to help...about the car that WABB. mentioned , try keep it domestic , something as simple as a CORVETTE would be good enough for a young thing like her... :)

Vic
Ha! For a couple of years now she has been saying that the car she wants is a Corvette with flames painted on the side. It sounds like you and she are in some kind of conspiracy against me.
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an4340
Posted 2008-01-22 4:33 PM (#59148 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.


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You know what ... I'm proud of your daughter! Good kid.
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FlicKreno aka Solid Top
Posted 2008-01-22 4:36 PM (#59149 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.


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Ha! For a couple of years now she has been saying that the car she wants is a Corvette with flames painted on the side. It sounds like you and she are in some kind of conspiracy against me
-------------------------------------------------

Ha! Who was it again that is cruising with 600 MPH...just askin`.. :)

Vic
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2008-01-22 4:48 PM (#59150 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.


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No way she should have anything lower than a parking lot curb. No matter how cool the car is, it will be the inanimate object's fault when she hits the curb or speed bump or dip in the road.
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Omaha
Posted 2008-01-22 4:56 PM (#59151 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.


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Great story...but dad, I assure you your daughter is not as innocent as you would like to think!
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TR McCoy
Posted 2008-01-22 5:01 PM (#59152 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.


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I just love the title to this thread.... It's a pretty safe bet that "everyone" is going to read it...
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FlySig
Posted 2008-01-22 5:02 PM (#59153 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.



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Great story...but dad, I assure you your daughter is not as innocent as you would like to think!
[fingers stuck in ears] lalalalalalalala I can't hear you lalalalalalalal [/fingers stuck in ears]
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schroeder
Posted 2008-01-22 5:07 PM (#59154 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.


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Would she consider being my manager?
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Waskel
Posted 2008-01-22 5:19 PM (#59155 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.



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He said she was corrupted, not subhuman.
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2008-01-22 5:21 PM (#59156 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.


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Enjoy it while you can. They think dads are pretty useless except to teach them how to drive and keep the car running. At least you also have the guitar connection.
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Captain Lovehandles
Posted 2008-01-22 5:28 PM (#59157 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.



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Great story, sig. I played some of your daughter's music for my son last night and he thought it was great. But rather than Phoebe from friends, it reminds me of Marzipan .

Good for you and her!
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Beggin
Posted 2008-01-22 6:09 PM (#59158 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.


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....so, what color corvette are you gettin her?
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FlicKreno aka Solid Top
Posted 2008-01-22 6:34 PM (#59159 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.


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..probably OFC blue , with a carbon top and the exhaust tuned to G....

Vic

..Growl..
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fillhixx
Posted 2008-01-22 8:17 PM (#59160 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.



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I will pass on for your use, if you so choose, a story my friend told his two daughter.

He told both girls they would have to save up and buy their own cars, then Mom & Dad would buy the insurance. That way, if their is any misbehaviour with the car, the insurance is pulled and the car is parked.

"One more thing," He said. "Make sure you get a car with a BIG back seat."

As the girls looked at him in shock and Mother started turning pre-rage colours he continued.

"Oh yes. I want to be comfortable."
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ProfessorBB
Posted 2008-01-23 9:47 AM (#59161 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.



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Speaking about Corvettes, is anybody else turned on by the new ZR1? Supercharged, 600+ HP, as delivered from the factory? I've got to stop watching those Barret-Jackson auctions on the Speed channel.
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Trader Jim
Posted 2008-01-23 11:15 AM (#59162 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.


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Prof, does it run on propane? Could get a little expensive feeding that thing if you have your foot in it.

And FlySig, that was a great story. I can't wait till my son gets a little older and wants a car.....(right)
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PEZ
Posted 2008-01-23 2:27 PM (#59163 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.



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I wonder how many get sc@#wed on the case is extra on USA Ovations???

Good for your daughter.
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2008-01-23 3:04 PM (#59164 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.


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When I bought my daughter's Ovation from GC, they tried to sell the case separately. I think it was their policy or something, but he sold me the case for $40, but knocked $50 off the price of the guitar that I had already negotiated.
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Watchme22
Posted 2008-01-23 3:27 PM (#59165 - in reply to #59141)
Subject: Re: You all have corrupted my daughter.


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My son's friend is planning to buy a Celebrity this weekend at GC. I tried to steer him to the US but $ is an issue. Should I understand from the above that the price is negotiable and the case should be included? This would be big to him if he can get a discount. He has seen and heard mine for a long time and just has enough $ for the Celebrity and not an extra $100 for the case.
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