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PEZ
Posted 2007-06-12 12:33 AM (#96174)
Subject: yokes & yuks



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Location: Nashville TN.		http://www.guitartips.addr.com/guitar_jokes.html
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Trader Jim
Posted 2007-06-12 5:21 AM (#96175 - in reply to #96174)
Subject: Re: yokes & yuks


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Location: South of most, North of few		Pez, that was Hil-ar-ios. Thanks for the morning laugh! :D

I really like the one about tuning the 12 string...
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Capo Guy
Posted 2007-06-12 11:59 AM (#96176 - in reply to #96174)
Subject: Re: yokes & yuks



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Location: East Tennessee		Jim,

The correct answer for tuning a 12 string is;

Spend 1/2 your time tuning and the other half playing an out of tune 12 string. :D
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jazzjava
Posted 2007-06-12 12:03 PM (#96177 - in reply to #96174)
Subject: Re: yokes & yuks


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Location: japan		funny...^^
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ProfessorBB
Posted 2007-06-12 3:35 PM (#96178 - in reply to #96174)
Subject: Re: yokes & yuks



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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains		While tuning a 12-string on stage once, John Denver said he prefers to find the one string that is out of tune, then tunes the other eleven to it.
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cliff
Posted 2007-06-12 5:13 PM (#96179 - in reply to #96174)
Subject: Re: yokes & yuks


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Location: NJ		That explains his compass-calibration skills . . .
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Weaser P
Posted 2007-06-12 9:33 PM (#96180 - in reply to #96174)
Subject: Re: yokes & yuks


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Location: Cicero, NY		(DOH!) :D
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Beal
Posted 2007-06-13 8:06 AM (#96181 - in reply to #96174)
Subject: Re: yokes & yuks



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Location: 6 String Ranch		And his skill for reading a fuel guage.
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cruster
Posted 2007-06-13 8:47 AM (#96182 - in reply to #96174)
Subject: Re: yokes & yuks


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Location: Midland, MI		Ooh, harsh.

My recollection is that the guy who built the experimental he was flying/buying had installed the fuel gauge (or maybe the sender/pickup) improperly (wrong location? memory is hazy) and it read high. Tragic. I expected a big crackdown on the EAA and home builders after that.
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Beal
Posted 2007-06-13 6:09 PM (#96183 - in reply to #96174)
Subject: Re: yokes & yuks



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Location: 6 String Ranch		So, what do you get when you play New Age Music backwards?
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Beal
Posted 2007-06-13 6:09 PM (#96184 - in reply to #96174)
Subject: Re: yokes & yuks



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Location: 6 String Ranch		New Age Music
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cruster
Posted 2007-06-13 6:15 PM (#96185 - in reply to #96174)
Subject: Re: yokes & yuks


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Location: Midland, MI		I don't get it.
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stonebobbo
Posted 2007-06-13 6:46 PM (#96186 - in reply to #96174)
Subject: Re: yokes & yuks



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Location: Tennessee
Originally posted by cwk2:
So, what do you get when you play New Age Music backwards?
"I buried John Tesh. Turn me on, dead man".
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MWoody
Posted 2007-06-13 8:12 PM (#96187 - in reply to #96174)
Subject: Re: yokes & yuks



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Location: Upper Left USA		"Irish Ballads" backwards - Sober and Employed!

"Rap Music" backwards - Rap music...
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Beal
Posted 2007-06-13 9:08 PM (#96188 - in reply to #96174)
Subject: Re: yokes & yuks



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Location: 6 String Ranch		Rap's not music.
It's fahquin fergle poetry to a sampled sound biteme.
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